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Ling: (Whispering) Help me

Homer: Kids, your father and I have decided we're not in such a hurry to get you guardians. Instead of concentrating on dying, we're going to concentrate on living. Bart: If you call this living. Homer: Why, you little (choking, grunting) I do call this living. Living the way kids in India can only dream of!

Herb: (On Phone) Hi, you've reached Herb Powell. I'm poor again-- (Beep)


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Moonshine RiverTreehouse of Horror XXIIIAdventures in Baby-GettingGone Abie GonePenny-WiseguysA Tree Grows in SpringfieldThe Day the Earth Stood CoolTo Cur, with LoveHomer Goes to Prep SchoolA Test Before TryingChanging of the GuardianLove is a Many-Splintered ThingHardly Kirk-ingGorgeous GrampaBlack-Eyed, PleaseDark Knight CourtWhat Animated Women WantPulpit FrictionWhiskey BusinessThe Fabulous Faker BoyThe Saga of CarlDangers on a Train
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