Christmas Convoy (parody) is (naturally) a parody of "Christmas Convoy" played in Homer's radio in "'Tis the Fifteenth Season".
Lyrics[]
Singer: Star shone bright, that silent night, Ninety miles out of manger town. All them gold and myrrh and frankincense, Three kings put the hammer down!
Chorus: 'Cause we've got a Christmas Convoy, Ain't she a beautiful thing? We've gotta roll this truckin' convoy, To see the newborn king. Convoy!
Singer: Ten-four, King of the Jews!