Later in the episode, Chief Wiggum also sings a version of the song as he drives the "impounded" vehicle through Springfield.
- Homer: Chubby dude in a tiny car
- Making friends both near and far.
- In this little town he's a shooting star!
- That's a chubby dude in a tiny car!
- Homer, Lenny and Carl: From Shelbyville to Zanzibar
- It doesn't matter where you are.
- Barney: There's not a thing that can com-par!
- Homer, Lenny and Carl: To a chubby dude in a tiny car!
Chief Wiggum's version
- Chief Wiggum: Chubby cop in a tiny car
- Going to the nearest cop bar