Circus Life is a song sung by Krusty and Bart in "Krusty the Clown". The Music was written by Adam Schiff and the Lyrics were done by Ryan Koh.
Lyrics[]
Because... Circus clowning
Is the life for me
[BIRD SQUAWKS]
Gonna flip the bird to lousy kids' TV
Circus folk have real camaraderie
I can't be fired 'cause they don't test my pee
He'd be positive for every sedative
Circus laughter, there's no greater high
Crowd is fired up 'cause they might see you die
If he breaks his neck
What a thrill they'll get
All my problems have been solved for free
Talking to the bear sure beats therapy
A hug can beat fear of women's feet
Can I join the circus if I'm only ten
Here's a fake I.D., now your name is Ben
Ain't no mom to keep me safe and sound
I get to juggle swords
Eat corn dogs off the ground
So, good riddance to TV
I feel alive instead of live-plus-three
Because circus clowning
Is the life for me.