The title of this article is conjectural. Though the topic is found within The Simpsons universe, a proper name is not available.
Pardon me, but I wish to tender a serious offer for this stack of water-damaged "Little Lulu's".
―Comic Book Girl

Comic Book Girl is a comic book fan who attends the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con.


At the Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con, while Comic Book Guy goes through a few boxes of comics and complains about how an Amazing Spiderman comic is mixed with the Spectacular Spiderman comics, she addresses him about her offer to sell a stack of water-damaged Little Lulu comics. While Comic Book Guy tells her that they're not damaged by water, but Diet Mr. Pibb, he is unable to finish his sentence and gazes at the sight of her eyes, braces, and misshapen nose. He then asks her how she feels about forty-five year-old virgins who still live with their parents. After telling him that she'll go out with him if he combs the Sweet Tarts out of his beard, he then tells her not to try to change him.


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