- Homer: Men, our negative energy has been harnessed to help keep Springfield's borders secure from Ogdenvillians. But first, our group needs a name that evokes America's proud history of citizens rising up to defend our way of life.
- Cletus: The Klan?
- Homer: Well, there are no bad ideas, but let's keep trying.
- Cletus: The Nazis?
- Homer: Okay, you stop trying.
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