- “But I did get Paul McCartney out of Wings.”
- ―Conformco Worker
Conformco Worker is a nameless employee of the Conformco company and/or the possible owner.
He first appears in Burns' Heir while Marge and Homer hire him to brainwash Bart. This is because Bart recently left them to live with Charles Montgomery Burns. He assures them of his qualifications and that he had successfully deprogrammed Jane Fonda, but failed with Peter Fonda. He also mentioned he successfully got Paul McCartney out of Wings, much to Homer's anger. He than takes his captive to The Happy Earwig Motel and begins his interrogation. This disturbs Joe Quimby in the next room who is currently cheating on his wife. When he finishes treatment it is revealed his mistakenly brainswashed Hans Moleman.