- "Stay off the west side!"
- ―Cookie[src]
Cookie Kwan is a go-getter in the imploding Springfield real-estate industry, the self-proclaimed "number one on the west side." She is of Asian (possibly Chinese) heritage and has a stereotypical Asian accent, implying she's likely an immigrant. She works at Red Blazer Realty and considers herself a very eligible bachelorette.
Biography[]
Cookie was introduced in the season 9 episode "Realty Bites" as a cut-throat realtor at Red Blazer Realty. She considered Springfield's "west side" to be her exclusive domain, and bullied all the other realtors, including Marge and Gil to "stay off" of her territory.
She is friends with Lindsey Naegle, and the two are depicted as being quite man crazy. She once offered to have Homer move to her house.[2] She once had a relationship with Mayor Quimby and they had a son, but Quimby gave him to one of his bodyguards. She was one of the 37 women filing paternity suits against Quimby.[3]
Cookie went to Camp Land-A-Man with Marge, Helen Lovejoy, Luann Van Houten, Patty and Selma when she was a child. Marge arranged a date with Homer, but he didn't appear, so Marge left. Cookie told everyone at the camp about it and that Marge was pregnant.[4]
She rented the apartment to Homer in Waverly Hills.[5]
She and her cousin Nookie Kwan (number one on the east side) once entered into a relationship with Professor Frink.[1]
Trivia[]
- Cookie is the main Asian-American character on the show after Akira.
- Cookie has a Facebook account and is friends with Mark Zuckerberg.
- She is an insectivore.
Gallery[]
|
Appearances[]
|
This article or section is incomplete.
Please improve the article, or discuss the issue on the talk page. |
Episode – "Realty Bites" - Episode – "She of Little Faith" (Ad seen in church)
- Episode – "Large Marge"
- Episode – "A Star is Born-Again" (Ad seen on bench)
- Episode – "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington"
- Episode – "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"
- Episode – "My Big Fat Geek Wedding"
- Episode – "The Way We Weren't"
- Episode – "All's Fair in Oven War"
- Episode – "She Used to Be My Girl" (flashback)
- Episode – "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas"
- Episode – "The Monkey Suit"
- – The Simpsons Movie
- Episode – "Husbands and Knives"
- Episode – "Funeral for a Fiend"
- Episode – "Take My Life, Please"
- Episode – "Wedding for Disaster"
- Episode – "In the Name of the Grandfather"
- Episode – "The Bob Next Door"
- Episode – "Loan-a Lisa" (mention)
- Episode – "Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh"
- Episode – "How the Test Was Won"
- Episode – "Chief of Hearts"
- Episode – "The Fool Monty"
- Episode – "Homer Scissorhands"
- Episode – "Moe Goes from Rags to Riches"
- Episode – "At Long Last Leave"
- Episode – "Ned 'N Edna's Blend"
- Episode – "Lisa Goes Gaga"
- Episode – "Penny-Wiseguys"
- Episode – "A Tree Grows in Springfield"
- Episode – "Dark Knight Court"
- THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XX"
- Episode – "Four Regrettings and a Funeral" (Seen at church and town hall square)
- Episode – "White Christmas Blues" (Seen at town square)
- Episode – "Married to the Blob" (Seen at Chuck Dukewagon's All American Chow Lounge)
- Episode – "Covercraft"
- Episode – "Walking Big & Tall"
- Episode – "Waiting for Duffman"
- Episode – "Halloween of Horror"
- THOH – "treehouse of Horror XXVI" (Homerzilla)
- Episode – "Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4"
- Episode – "Gal of Constant Sorrow"
- Episode – "Lisa the Veterinarian"
- Episode – "Simprovised"
- Episode – "Flanders' Ladder" (picture)
- Episode – "101 Mitigations"
- Episode – "Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion"
- Episode – "Gorillas on the Mast"
- Episode – "Marge the Lumberjill" (seen briefly in crowd at school play)
- Episode – "Highway to Well"
- Episode – "Warrin' Priests (Part Two)"
- Episode – "I, Carumbus"
- Episode – "Podcast News"
- Episode – "A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas"
- Episode – "Diary Queen"
- Episode – "The Star of the Backstage"
- Episode – "A Serious Flanders: Part One"
- Episode – "A Serious Flanders: Part Two"
- Episode – "A Made Maggie" (seen in church)
- Episode – "You Won't Believe What This Episode is About - Act Three Will Shock You!"
- Episode – "Poorhouse Rock" (seen in church)
- Episode – "Habeas Tortoise"
- Episode – "One Angry Lisa"
- Episode – "Step Brother from the Same Planet" (seen at "upcycling" art market)
- Episode – "Pin Gal"
- Episode – "Homer's Crossing"
- Episode – "Bart's Brain"
- Video game – The Simpsons: Tapped Out
Citations[]
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 9 minutes into "Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4" after yoga scene:
Jonathan Frink Jr (speaking on phone with Homer): Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing?
Cookie: This is my cousin, Nookie Kwan.
Nookie: I'm number one on the east side!
Frink: Oh gay-layvin. - ↑ Large Marge
- ↑ She Used to Be My Girl
- ↑ The Way We Weren't
- ↑ Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh
| |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Ms. Albright | Alice Glick | June Bellamy | Belle | Billy (actor) | Booberella | Colin | Cosine | Crazy Cat Lady | Michael D'Amico | David (Treehouse of Horror XVI) | Devan Woosterfield | Dia-Betty | Mia Farrow | Ginger Flanders | Adil Hoxha | Bernice Hibbert | Cookie Kwan | Lester | Audrey McConnell | Medicine Woman | Mrs. Muntz | Lindsey Naegle | Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon | Opal | Poor Violet | Lois Pennycandy | Pepi | Phillips | Brunella Pommelhorst | Ronaldo (Blame It on Lisa) | Dr. Simpson | Agnes Skinner | Brandine Spuckler | Jitney Spuckler | Whitney Spuckler | Spud | Dolph Starbeam | Clara Stetson | Gino Terwilliger | Judith Terwilliger | Leslie Robin Swisher | Vicki Valentine | Plopper | Princess Diana | |||