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{{Character
 
{{Character
|name=Cookie Kwan
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|name = Cookie Kwan
|image= [[File:Cookie_Kwan.png|thumb]]
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|image = Cookie Kwan Tapped Out.png
|sex ={{Female}}
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|sex = {{Female}}
|status={{Alive}}
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|status = {{Alive}}
|hair=Black
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|hair = Black
|age=32
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|job = Realtor
|job=Burlesque dancer
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|relatives = '''Cousin:''' [[Nookie Kwan]]<ref name=Nookie>9 minutes into "[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]" after yoga scene:<br>[[Jonathan Frink]] (speaking on phone with Homer): Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing?<br>Cookie: This is my cousin, Nookie Kwan.<br>[[Nookie Kwan|Nookie]]: I'm number one on the east side!<br>Frink: Oh gay-layvin.</ref><br />
Realtor
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'''Son:''' [[Joe Quimby's son|Unnamed]]<br />
|relatives='''Son:''' [[Joe Quimby's son|Unnamed]]<br />
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'''Lovers:''' [[Joe Quimby]], [[Jonathan Frink]]
'''Lover:''' [[Joe Quimby]]
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|appearance = "[[Realty Bites]]"
|appearance=[[Realty Bites]]"
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|voiced by = [[Tress MacNeille]]
[[Bart After Dark]] ( non canon)
 
|voiced by=[[Tress MacNeille]]
 
 
}}
 
}}
 
 
{{Quote|Stay off the west side!|Cookie|Realty Bites}}
 
{{Quote|Stay off the west side!|Cookie|Realty Bites}}
   
'''Cookie Kwan''' is a go-getter in the imploding [[Springfield]] real-estate industry, the "number one on the west side". She is of Asian heritage and has a stereotypical Asian accent.
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'''Cookie Kwan''' is a go-getter in the imploding [[Springfield]] real-estate industry, the "number one on the west side". She is of Asian (possibly Chinese) heritage and has a stereotypical Asian accent. She works at Red Blazer Realty.
   
 
==Biography==
 
==Biography==
 
She is very aggressive toward anyone whom she deems a threat to her business, as she once warned [[Marge]] to "stay off the West Side!" and said to [[Gil]], "Were you talking about the West Side?" He responds, "No, Cookie, I swear! I'm-I'm scared of you!"<ref>[[Realty Bites]]</ref>
 
She is very aggressive toward anyone whom she deems a threat to her business, as she once warned [[Marge]] to "stay off the West Side!" and said to [[Gil]], "Were you talking about the West Side?" He responds, "No, Cookie, I swear! I'm-I'm scared of you!"<ref>[[Realty Bites]]</ref>
   
Both Cookie and [[Lindsey Naegle]] often look for a man. She once offered to have [[Homer]] move to her house.<ref>[[Large Marge]]</ref> She once had a relationship with [[Mayor Quimby]] and they had a son, but Quimby gave him to one of his bodyguards, so she was one of the 37 women filing paternity suits against Quimby.<ref>[[She Used to Be My Girl]]</ref>
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Both Cookie and [[Lindsey Naegle]] often look for a man. She once offered to have [[Homer]] move to her house.<ref>[[Large Marge]]</ref> She once had a relationship with [[Mayor Quimby]] and they had a son, but [[Quimby]] gave him to one of his bodyguards, so she was one of the 37 women filing paternity suits against [[Quimby]].<ref>[[She Used to Be My Girl]]</ref>
   
 
Cookie went to [[Camp Land-A-Man]] with [[Marge]], [[Helen Lovejoy]], [[Luann Van Houten]], [[Patty Bouvier|Patty]] and [[Selma]] when she was a child. Marge had arranged a date with Homer, but he didn't appear, so Marge went out of the camp. Cookie told everyone at the camp about it and that Marge was pregnant.<ref>[[The Way We Weren't]]</ref>
 
Cookie went to [[Camp Land-A-Man]] with [[Marge]], [[Helen Lovejoy]], [[Luann Van Houten]], [[Patty Bouvier|Patty]] and [[Selma]] when she was a child. Marge had arranged a date with Homer, but he didn't appear, so Marge went out of the camp. Cookie told everyone at the camp about it and that Marge was pregnant.<ref>[[The Way We Weren't]]</ref>
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She rented Homer the apartment he stayed in in [[Waverly Hills]].<ref>[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]</ref>
 
She rented Homer the apartment he stayed in in [[Waverly Hills]].<ref>[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]</ref>
   
== Trivia ==
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She and her cousin [[Nookie Kwan]] (number one on the east side) once entered into a relationship with [[Jonathan Frink]].<ref name="Nookie" />
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==Trivia==
 
*Cookie has a [[Facebook]] account and is friends with [[Mark Zuckerberg (character)|Mark Zuckerberg]].
 
*Cookie has a [[Facebook]] account and is friends with [[Mark Zuckerberg (character)|Mark Zuckerberg]].
*She is an insectivorian.
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*She is an insectivore.
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== Gallery ==
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{{Charactergallery|image1 = Cookie Kwan.png}}
   
 
==Appearances==
 
==Appearances==
Episodes she's had a role in are in bold.
 
 
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*{{ep|Take My Life, Please}}
 
*{{ep|Take My Life, Please}}
 
*{{ep|Wedding for Disaster}}
 
*{{ep|Wedding for Disaster}}
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*{{ep|In the Name of the Grandfather}}
 
*{{ep|The Bob Next Door}}
 
*{{ep|The Bob Next Door}}
 
*{{ep|Loan-a Lisa|(mention)}}
 
*{{ep|Loan-a Lisa|(mention)}}
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*{{Ep|A Tree Grows in Springfield}}
 
*{{Ep|A Tree Grows in Springfield}}
 
*{{Ep|Dark Knight Court}}
 
*{{Ep|Dark Knight Court}}
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*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror XX}}
 
*{{Ep|Four Regrettings and a Funeral|(Seen at church and town hall square)}}
 
*{{Ep|Four Regrettings and a Funeral|(Seen at church and town hall square)}}
 
*{{Ep|White Christmas Blues|(Seen at town square)}}
 
*{{Ep|White Christmas Blues|(Seen at town square)}}
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*{{Ep|Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4}}
 
*{{Ep|Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4}}
 
*{{Ep|Gal of Constant Sorrow}}
 
*{{Ep|Gal of Constant Sorrow}}
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*{{Ep|Lisa the Veterinarian}}
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*{{Ep|Simprovised}}
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*{{Ep|Flanders' Ladder|(picture)}}
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*{{Ep|101 Mitigations}}
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*{{Ep|Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion}}
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*{{Ep|Gorillas on the Mast}}
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*{{Ep|Marge the Lumberjill|(seen briefly in crowd at school play)}}
 
*{{game|The Simpsons: Tapped Out}}
 
*{{game|The Simpsons: Tapped Out}}
 
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[[File:Cookie Kwan Tapped Out.png|thumb|Tapped Out]]
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==Citations==
== Citations ==
 
 
{{Reflist}}
 
{{Reflist}}
 
 
{{Tress}}
 
{{Tress}}
 
{{Simpsons characters}}
 
{{Simpsons characters}}
 
{{DEFAULTSORT:Kwan, Cookie}}
 
{{DEFAULTSORT:Kwan, Cookie}}
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[[ru:Куки Кван]]
 
[[Category:Characters]]
 
[[Category:Characters]]
 
[[Category:Characters voiced by Tress MacNeille]]
 
[[Category:Characters voiced by Tress MacNeille]]
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[[Category:Chinese Characters]]
 
[[Category:Chinese Characters]]
 
[[Category:Singles]]
 
[[Category:Singles]]
[[Category:Republicans]]
 
[[Category:Major characters]]
 
 
[[Category:Citizens of Springfield]]
 
[[Category:Citizens of Springfield]]
 
[[Category:Black-Haired Characters]]
 
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[[Category:Tapped Out Characters]]
 
[[Category:Tapped Out Characters]]
 
[[Category:Kwan family]]
 
[[Category:Kwan family]]
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[[Category:Asian Characters]]

Revision as of 00:37, November 12, 2019

Stay off the west side!
―Cookie[src]

Cookie Kwan is a go-getter in the imploding Springfield real-estate industry, the "number one on the west side". She is of Asian (possibly Chinese) heritage and has a stereotypical Asian accent. She works at Red Blazer Realty.

Biography

She is very aggressive toward anyone whom she deems a threat to her business, as she once warned Marge to "stay off the West Side!" and said to Gil, "Were you talking about the West Side?" He responds, "No, Cookie, I swear! I'm-I'm scared of you!"[2]

Both Cookie and Lindsey Naegle often look for a man. She once offered to have Homer move to her house.[3] She once had a relationship with Mayor Quimby and they had a son, but Quimby gave him to one of his bodyguards, so she was one of the 37 women filing paternity suits against Quimby.[4]

Cookie went to Camp Land-A-Man with Marge, Helen Lovejoy, Luann Van Houten, Patty and Selma when she was a child. Marge had arranged a date with Homer, but he didn't appear, so Marge went out of the camp. Cookie told everyone at the camp about it and that Marge was pregnant.[5]

She rented Homer the apartment he stayed in in Waverly Hills.[6]

She and her cousin Nookie Kwan (number one on the east side) once entered into a relationship with Jonathan Frink.[1]

Trivia

Gallery

Cookie Kwan
The full image gallery for Cookie Kwan may be viewed at Cookie Kwan/Gallery.

Appearances

Citations

  1. 1.0 1.1 9 minutes into "Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4" after yoga scene:
    Jonathan Frink (speaking on phone with Homer): Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing?
    Cookie: This is my cousin, Nookie Kwan.
    Nookie: I'm number one on the east side!
    Frink: Oh gay-layvin.
  2. Realty Bites
  3. Large Marge
  4. She Used to Be My Girl
  5. The Way We Weren't
  6. Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh
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