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|name = Cookie Kwan
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name=Cookie Kwan|
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|image = Cookie Kwan Tapped Out.png
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|sex = {{Female}}
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duration= 1997-|
  
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|status = {{Alive}}
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|job = Realtor
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|relatives = '''Cousin:''' [[Nookie Kwan]]<ref name=Nookie>9 minutes into "[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]" after yoga scene:<br>[[Jonathan Frink]] (speaking on phone with Homer): Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing?<br>Cookie: This is my cousin, Nookie Kwan.<br>[[Nookie Kwan|Nookie]]: I'm number one on the east side!<br>Frink: Oh gay-layvin.</ref><br />
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'''Son:''' [[Joe Quimby's son|Unnamed]]<br />
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'''Lovers:''' [[Joe Quimby]], [[Jonathan Frink]]
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|appearance = "[[Realty Bites]]"
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{{Quote|Stay off the west side!|Cookie|Realty Bites}}
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'''Cookie Kwan''', voiced by [[Tress MacNeille]], is an Asian American realtor.
 
   
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'''Cookie Kwan''' is a go-getter in the imploding [[Springfield]] real-estate industry, the "number one on the west side". She is of Asian (possibly Chinese) heritage and has a stereotypical Asian accent. She works at Red Blazer Realty.
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==Aggresion==
  
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She is very aggressive toward anyone whom she deems a threat to her business (she once warned [[Marge]] to “stay off the West Side!”), and once said to [[Gil Gunderson]] “Were you talking about the West Side?” to which he responds “No, Cookie, I swear! I’m-I’m scared of you.
  
   
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==Love Life==
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==Biography==
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She is very aggressive toward anyone who she deems a threat to her business, as she once warned [[Marge]] to "stay off the West Side!" and said to [[Gil]], "Were you talking about the West Side?" He responds, "No, Cookie, I swear! I'm-I'm scared of you!"<ref>[[Realty Bites]]</ref>
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In [[Large Marge]] it is shown she was infatuated with [[Homer]]. She is well known to be friends with [[Lindsey Naegle]].
 
   
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Both Cookie and [[Lindsey Naegle]] often look for a man. She once offered to have [[Homer]] move to her house.<ref>[[Large Marge]]</ref> She once had a relationship with [[Mayor Quimby]] and they had a son, but [[Quimby]] gave him to one of his bodyguards, so she was one of the 37 women filing paternity suits against [[Quimby]].<ref>[[She Used to Be My Girl]]</ref>
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==Past==
  
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In the episode [[The Way We Weren't]], it showed she went to [[Camp-Land-A-Man]] with [[Marge Simpson]], [[Helen Lovejoy]], [[Luann Van Houten]], and [[Patty Bouvier|Patty]] and [[Selma]]. In this episode it showed her past at the camp with. At this time Cookie had spread rumours about Marge being sad about a boy that rejected her and that Marge was pregnant.
  
   
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Cookie went to [[Camp Land-A-Man]] with [[Marge]], [[Helen Lovejoy]], [[Luann Van Houten]], [[Patty Bouvier|Patty]] and [[Selma]] when she was a child. Marge had arranged a date with Homer, but he didn't appear, so Marge went out of the camp. Cookie told everyone at the camp about it and that Marge was pregnant.<ref>[[The Way We Weren't]]</ref>
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==Sexuality==
  
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In [[She Used to Be My Girl]] she was one of the 37 woman filing paternity suits against [[Mayor Quimby]].
  
   
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She rented Homer the apartment he stayed in in [[Waverly Hills]].<ref>[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]</ref>
   
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She and her cousin [[Nookie Kwan]] (number one on the east side) once entered into a relationship with [[Jonathan Frink]].<ref name="Nookie" />
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==Trivia==
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*Cookie has a [[Facebook]] account and is friends with [[Mark Zuckerberg (character)|Mark Zuckerberg]].
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*She is an insectivore.
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== Gallery ==
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{{Charactergallery|image1 = Cookie Kwan.png}}
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==Appearances==
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*{{ep|Realty Bites}}
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*{{ep|She of Little Faith|(Ad seen in [[First Church of Springfield|church]])}}
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*{{ep|Large Marge}}
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*{{ep|Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington}}
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*{{ep|'Tis the Fifteenth Season}}
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*{{Ep|My Big Fat Geek Wedding}}
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*{{ep|The Way We Weren't}}
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*{{Ep|All's Fair in Oven War}}
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*{{ep|She Used to Be My Girl|(flashback)}}
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*{{Ep|The Last of the Red Hat Mamas}}
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*{{Ep|The Monkey Suit}}
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*{{Mov}}
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*{{Ep|Husbands and Knives}}
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*{{Ep|Funeral for a Fiend}}
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*{{ep|Take My Life, Please}}
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*{{ep|Wedding for Disaster}}
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*{{ep|In the Name of the Grandfather}}
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*{{ep|The Bob Next Door}}
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*{{ep|Loan-a Lisa|(mention)}}
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*{{ep|Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh}}
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*{{ep|How the Test Was Won}}
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*{{ep|Chief of Hearts}}
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*{{Ep|The Fool Monty}}
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*{{ep|Homer Scissorhands}}
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*{{Ep|Moe Goes from Rags to Riches}}
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*{{Ep|At Long Last Leave}}
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*{{Ep|Ned 'N Edna's Blend}}
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*{{Ep|Lisa Goes Gaga}}
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*{{Ep|Penny-Wiseguys}}
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*{{Ep|A Tree Grows in Springfield}}
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*{{Ep|Dark Knight Court}}
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*{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror XX}}
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*{{Ep|Four Regrettings and a Funeral|(Seen at church and town hall square)}}
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*{{Ep|White Christmas Blues|(Seen at town square)}}
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*{{Ep|Married to the Blob|(Seen at Chuck Dukewagon's All American Chow Lounge)}}
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*{{Ep|Covercraft}}
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*{{Ep|Walking Big & Tall}}
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*{{Ep|Waiting for Duffman}}
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*{{Ep|Halloween of Horror}}
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*{{THOH|treehouse of Horror XXVI|(Homerzilla)}}
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*{{Ep|Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4}}
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*{{Ep|Gal of Constant Sorrow}}
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*{{Ep|Lisa the Veterinarian}}
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*{{Ep|Simprovised}}
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*{{Ep|Flanders' Ladder|(picture)}}
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*{{Ep|101 Mitigations}}
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*{{Ep|Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion}}
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*{{Ep|Gorillas on the Mast}}
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*{{Ep|Marge the Lumberjill|(seen briefly in crowd at school play)}}
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*{{game|The Simpsons: Tapped Out}}
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Revision as of 09:13, 28 November 2019

“Stay off the west side!”
―Cookie[src]

Cookie Kwan is a go-getter in the imploding Springfield real-estate industry, the "number one on the west side". She is of Asian (possibly Chinese) heritage and has a stereotypical Asian accent. She works at Red Blazer Realty.

Biography

She is very aggressive toward anyone who she deems a threat to her business, as she once warned Marge to "stay off the West Side!" and said to Gil, "Were you talking about the West Side?" He responds, "No, Cookie, I swear! I'm-I'm scared of you!"[2]

Both Cookie and Lindsey Naegle often look for a man. She once offered to have Homer move to her house.[3] She once had a relationship with Mayor Quimby and they had a son, but Quimby gave him to one of his bodyguards, so she was one of the 37 women filing paternity suits against Quimby.[4]

Cookie went to Camp Land-A-Man with Marge, Helen Lovejoy, Luann Van Houten, Patty and Selma when she was a child. Marge had arranged a date with Homer, but he didn't appear, so Marge went out of the camp. Cookie told everyone at the camp about it and that Marge was pregnant.[5]

She rented Homer the apartment he stayed in in Waverly Hills.[6]

She and her cousin Nookie Kwan (number one on the east side) once entered into a relationship with Jonathan Frink.[1]

Trivia

Gallery

Cookie Kwan
The full image gallery for Cookie Kwan may be viewed at Cookie Kwan/Gallery.

Appearances

Citations

  1. ↑ 1.0 1.1 9 minutes into "Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4" after yoga scene:
    Jonathan Frink (speaking on phone with Homer): Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing?
    Cookie: This is my cousin, Nookie Kwan.
    Nookie: I'm number one on the east side!
    Frink: Oh gay-layvin.
  2. ↑ Realty Bites
  3. ↑ Large Marge
  4. ↑ She Used to Be My Girl
  5. ↑ The Way We Weren't
  6. ↑ Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh
Characters voiced by Tress MacNeille
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