Changes: Cookie Kwan

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“Stay off the west side!”

―Cookie^[src]

Cookie Kwan is a go-getter in the imploding Springfield real-estate industry, the "number one on the west side". She is of Asian (possibly Chinese) heritage and has a stereotypical Asian accent. She works at Red Blazer Realty.

Biography

She is very aggressive toward anyone who she deems a threat to her business, as she once warned Marge to "stay off the West Side!" and said to Gil, "Were you talking about the West Side?" He responds, "No, Cookie, I swear! I'm-I'm scared of you!"^[2]

Both Cookie and Lindsey Naegle often look for a man. She once offered to have Homer move to her house.^[3] She once had a relationship with Mayor Quimby and they had a son, but Quimby gave him to one of his bodyguards, so she was one of the 37 women filing paternity suits against Quimby.^[4]

Cookie went to Camp Land-A-Man with Marge, Helen Lovejoy, Luann Van Houten, Patty and Selma when she was a child. Marge had arranged a date with Homer, but he didn't appear, so Marge went out of the camp. Cookie told everyone at the camp about it and that Marge was pregnant.^[5]

She rented Homer the apartment he stayed in in Waverly Hills.^[6]

She and her cousin Nookie Kwan (number one on the east side) once entered into a relationship with Jonathan Frink.^[1]

Trivia

Cookie has a Facebook account and is friends with Mark Zuckerberg.
She is an insectivore.

Gallery

The full image gallery for Cookie Kwan may be viewed at Cookie Kwan/Gallery.

Appearances

Citations

↑ ^1.0 ^1.1 9 minutes into "Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4" after yoga scene:
Jonathan Frink (speaking on phone with Homer): Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing?
Cookie: This is my cousin, Nookie Kwan.
Nookie: I'm number one on the east side!
Frink: Oh gay-layvin.
↑ Realty Bites
↑ Large Marge
↑ She Used to Be My Girl
↑ The Way We Weren't
↑ Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh

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[Nookie-1] 1.0 ^1.1 9 minutes into "Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4" after yoga scene:
Jonathan Frink (speaking on phone with Homer): Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing?
Cookie: This is my cousin, Nookie Kwan.
Nookie: I'm number one on the east side!
Frink: Oh gay-layvin.

[2] Realty Bites

[3] Large Marge

[4] She Used to Be My Girl

[5] The Way We Weren't

[6] Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh

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+|name = Cookie Kwan
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+|image = Cookie Kwan Tapped Out.png
-|sex ={{Female}}
+|sex = {{Female}}
-|status={{Alive}}
+|status = {{Alive}}
-|hair=Black
+|hair = Black
+|job = Realtor
-|age=30
+|relatives = '''Cousin:''' [[Nookie Kwan]]<ref name=Nookie>9 minutes into "[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]" after yoga scene:<br>[[Jonathan Frink]] (speaking on phone with Homer): Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing?<br>Cookie: This is my cousin, Nookie Kwan.<br>[[Nookie Kwan|Nookie]]: I'm number one on the east side!<br>Frink: Oh gay-layvin.</ref><br />
-|job=Burlesque dancer
-Realtor
-|relatives='''Cousin:''' [[Nookie Kwan]]<ref name=Nookie>9 minutes into [[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]] after yoga scene:<br>[[Jonathan Frink]] (speaking on phone with Homer): Is there such a thing as too much of a good thing?<br>Cookie: This is my cousin, Nookie Kwan.<br>[[Nookie]]: I'm number one on the east side!<br>Frink: Oh gay-layvin.</ref><br />
 '''Son:''' [[Joe Quimby's son|Unnamed]]<br />
 '''Lovers:''' [[Joe Quimby]], [[Jonathan Frink]]
-|appearance=[[Realty Bites]]"
+|appearance = "[[Realty Bites]]"
-|voiced by=[[Tress MacNeille]]
+|voiced by = [[Tress MacNeille]]
 }}
 {{Quote|Stay off the west side!|Cookie|Realty Bites}}
-'''Cookie Kwan''' is a go-getter in the imploding [[Springfield]] real-estate industry, the "number one on the west side". She is of Asian heritage and has a stereotypical Asian accent.
+'''Cookie Kwan''' is a go-getter in the imploding [[Springfield]] real-estate industry, the "number one on the west side". She is of Asian (possibly Chinese) heritage and has a stereotypical Asian accent. She works at Red Blazer Realty.
 ==Biography==
-She is very aggressive toward anyone whom she deems a threat to her business, as she once warned [[Marge]] to "stay off the West Side!" and said to [[Gil]], "Were you talking about the West Side?" He responds, "No, Cookie, I swear! I'm-I'm scared of you!"<ref>[[Realty Bites]]</ref>
+She is very aggressive toward anyone who she deems a threat to her business, as she once warned [[Marge]] to "stay off the West Side!" and said to [[Gil]], "Were you talking about the West Side?" He responds, "No, Cookie, I swear! I'm-I'm scared of you!"<ref>[[Realty Bites]]</ref>
-Both Cookie and [[Lindsey Naegle]] often look for a man. She once offered to have [[Homer]] move to her house.<ref>[[Large Marge]]</ref> She once had a relationship with [[Mayor Quimby]] and they had a son, but Quimby gave him to one of his bodyguards, so she was one of the 37 women filing paternity suits against Quimby.<ref>[[She Used to Be My Girl]]</ref>
+Both Cookie and [[Lindsey Naegle]] often look for a man. She once offered to have [[Homer]] move to her house.<ref>[[Large Marge]]</ref> She once had a relationship with [[Mayor Quimby]] and they had a son, but [[Quimby]] gave him to one of his bodyguards, so she was one of the 37 women filing paternity suits against [[Quimby]].<ref>[[She Used to Be My Girl]]</ref>
 Cookie went to [[Camp Land-A-Man]] with [[Marge]], [[Helen Lovejoy]], [[Luann Van Houten]], [[Patty Bouvier|Patty]] and [[Selma]] when she was a child. Marge had arranged a date with Homer, but he didn't appear, so Marge went out of the camp. Cookie told everyone at the camp about it and that Marge was pregnant.<ref>[[The Way We Weren't]]</ref>
@@ Line 28: / Line 25: @@
 She rented Homer the apartment he stayed in in [[Waverly Hills]].<ref>[[Waverly Hills 9-0-2-1-D'oh]]</ref>
-She and her cousin [[Nookie Kwan]] (number one on the east side) entered into a relationship with [[Jonathan Frink]].<ref name=Nookie/>
+She and her cousin [[Nookie Kwan]] (number one on the east side) once entered into a relationship with [[Jonathan Frink]].<ref name="Nookie" />
+==Trivia==
-== Trivia ==
 *Cookie has a [[Facebook]] account and is friends with [[Mark Zuckerberg (character)|Mark Zuckerberg]].
-*She is an insectivorian.
+*She is an insectivore.
+== Gallery ==
+{{Charactergallery|image1 = Cookie Kwan.png}}
 ==Appearances==
-Episodes she's had a role in are in bold.
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+*{{Ep|Marge the Lumberjill|(seen briefly in crowd at school play)}}
 *{{game|The Simpsons: Tapped Out}}
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+==Citations==
-[[File:Cookie Kwan Tapped Out.png|thumb|Tapped Out]]
-== Citations ==
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