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- Marge: (after taking away Maggie's pacifier) Maggie, honey, this is for your own good. Growing up means giving up everything that makes you happy.
- Grampa: It's true. I've given up everything but raisins and the doctor says they're killing me. Sweet, plump coffin nails is what they are.
- Lisa: (to Marge about the "Smothering Mother Magazine") I can't believe you listened to this magazine! It's a Larry Flynt publication.
- Marge: Lisa, stop reading mastheads!
- Lisa: I can't! I won't!
- Homer: Oh, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?
- Firefighter: (to Homer) You've horribly injured the whole fire department!
- Homer: Who are you, a travel agent? 'Cause you're sending me on a guilt trip!
- Firefighter: Sorry.
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| The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer ā¢ Jazzy and the Pussycats ā¢ Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em ā¢ Treehouse of Horror XVII ā¢ G.I. D'oh ā¢ Moe'N'a Lisa ā¢ Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair) ā¢ The Haw-Hawed Couple ā¢ Kill Gil, Volumes I & II ā¢ The Wife Aquatic ā¢ Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times ā¢ Little Big Girl ā¢ Springfield Up ā¢ Yokel Chords ā¢ Rome-Old and Julie-Eh ā¢ Homerazzi ā¢ Marge Gamer ā¢ The Boys of Bummer ā¢ Crook and Ladder ā¢ Stop or My Dog Will Shoot! ā¢ 24 Minutes ā¢ You Kent Always Say What You Want | ||