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Cyrus' 15 wives are the wives of Cyrus Simpson on the exotic island he crash landed on it WWII.


When learning of Cyrus' many wives, Abe commented that he must have a lot of sex, Cyrus dryly replied with:"I said wives, not girlfriends." The girls completely agree.


  • Given Valerie Rothman's appearance and apparent relation to the Simpsons,[1] it is plausible that she may be the daughter of Cyrus and one of his wives.



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