The contents of this article or section are considered to be non-canon and therefore may not have actually happened/existed. Cyrus' 15 wives are the wives of Cyrus Simpson on the exotic island he crash landed on it WWII. History When learning of Cyrus' many wives, Abe commented that he must have a lot of sex, Cyrus dryly replied with:"I said wives, not girlfriends." The girls completely agree. Appearances Episode – "Simpson Christmas Stories" Retrieved from "https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Cyrus%27_15_wives?oldid=876733" Categories: Female characters Alive characters Characters Character Groups Simpson family Characters from different countries Non-speaking characters Black-Haired Characters Married One-Time Characters Wivies Non-canon characters Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.