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I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh
D'oh Canada
Woo-hoo Dunnit?
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Marge: You can't keep my daughter... she's the heart & soul of this family.
Bart: Hey, what am I?
Homer: You're the spleen. We don't know what it does and we don't care.

Kent Brockman: Local smarty-pants Lisa Simpson has been abducted by America's Ned Flanders to the North, Canader. Here in Springfield, reactions to Lisa's loss have been loud and uninformed.
Lenny: Lisa was the moral sadder of this town. Now it's Barney who knows nothing!
Barney: Except, it is a purpose of government to see that not only the legitimate interest to the few that are protected, but the rights of many are concerned.
Moe: Shut your gibber hole! (Hits Barney with a pool stick, Barney is knocked unconscious)
Dewey Largo: (at musical class during rehersal) Uh, she was the only one of this band worth a tinker's damn. (Everybody moans, Mr. Largo stares at students) Oh, come on! You know you all stink! We've been working on the same song for 30 years!


Season 29 Season 30 Quotes Season 31
Bart's Not DeadHeartbreak HotelMy Way or the Highway to HeavenTreehouse of Horror XXIXBaby You Can't Drive My CarFrom Russia Without LoveWerking MomKrusty the ClownDaddicus Finch'Tis the 30th SeasonMad About the ToyThe Girl on the BusI'm Dancing as Fat as I CanThe Clown Stays in the Picture101 MitigationsI Want You (She's So Heavy)E My SportsBart vs. Itchy & ScratchyGirl's in the BandI'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'ohD'oh CanadaWoo-hoo Dunnit?Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion
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