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- Bart: Mom, can I have some money?
- Marge: I'm sorry, honey, I'm all out. I spent all I had lighting that candle for great aunt Betty.
- Shauna: (absorbs the candle's flame into her cigarette, putting out the candle) I hope that wasn't somebody's aunt Betty or something.
- Bart: Dad, please, for some money.
- Homer: Sorry, son. I only have 20s. And if a God needs money, why doesn't he write another Bible? The first one sold pretty well.
- Ned: Does anyone remember when it was considered rude to talk in church?
- Reverend Lovejoy: Pipe down, Ned.
- Bart: (to Homer) please? (Homer looks at Bart, who is begging)
- Homer: Alright, son. But you have to pay me back. (Brings out $20 out of his wallet, and gives the $20 bill to Bart. Bart puts the money in the hat.)
- Bart: (Lays back on the bench) Ah. Life is good.
- Homer: Do you have my money?
- Bart: What?
- Homer: Do you have my money?
- Bart: How could I?
- Homer: Right, right... too soon. ...do you have my money?
- Bart: (moans)
- Homer: (in Bart's laptop) Where's my money? Do you have my money? Where is it? You know, if you had the money, I'm right here. Do you have the money? Money, money, money, money, mon... (Bart closes his laptop)
- Jimbo: Alright, Simpson. 20 big ones says you're not messed up enough to eat... this. (Shows him a tray, of which a dead frog is on it, Jimbo starts laughing)
- Lisa: No, Bart, no. Do it, and you'll always be known as the kid who ate the dead frog.
- Dead frog: (Wakes up as a hallucination, in Homer's voice) Where's my money? Give my money! Money, money, money, money!
- (Bart eats the frog, in which the kids recoil in disgust and horror)
- Bart: (picks up the $20 bill) Easiest money I ever-- (the episode cuts to the Hospital, where Bart is shown to be on a hospital bed)
- Bart: Here's your money, dad. (Hands over the $20 bill)
- Homer: What? Did you owe me some money?
- Dr. Hibbert: And Homer, here's your bill for 4 thousand dollars. (Gives homer the bill)
- Homer: D'oh!
- Dr. Hibbert: Where's my money? You got my money? Where's my money? (laughs) Seriously, where's my money?
- (after Diggs falls off the tree)
- Bart: Say something so I know you're not hurt!
- Diggs: I'm really hurt!
- Bart: Phew!
- Nelson: Herbivore!
- Lisa: That's someone who eats plants!
- Nelson: I named the frog Herb!
- Bart: (talking to Millhouse) even you won't sit with me?
- Millhouse: Bart, if you sit here, I'll be the boy who sat next to the boy who ate the frog. And I'm already the boy who shared a comb with the boy who threw up on the boy who wet his pants at the winter carnival! PS. I would've given you the money.
- Bart: (groans)