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:'''[[Homer]]''': How did it come to this? I'm the first man ever to feel depressed in a bar. I don't have a friend in the world. |
:'''[[Homer]]''': How did it come to this? I'm the first man ever to feel depressed in a bar. I don't have a friend in the world. |
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| − | : (A shatter voice speaks) |
+ | : ''(A shatter voice speaks)'' |
| − | : '''Voice''': (smiling) Look at the size of that nacho plate! (It's [[Ray Magini]], in orange shirt and black trousers and black boots) |
+ | : '''Voice''': ''(smiling)'' Look at the size of that nacho plate! ''(It's [[Ray Magini]], in orange shirt and black trousers and black boots)'' |
: '''Ray''': I haven't seen this much melted cheese since I left my [[wikipedia:Billy Joel discography |Billy Joel albums]] out in the sun. |
: '''Ray''': I haven't seen this much melted cheese since I left my [[wikipedia:Billy Joel discography |Billy Joel albums]] out in the sun. |
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| − | : '''Homer''': (surprised) ''HUH?! |
+ | : '''Homer''': ''(surprised)'' ''HUH?! (starts laughing)'' Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! The sun.[[File:Don't Fear the Roofer 33.JPG|thumb|195x195px|'''Wait, '''did I hate that right?]] |
: '''Ray''': Hey, you want to split this? |
: '''Ray''': Hey, you want to split this? |
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| − | : '''Homer''': Wow. It's been so long since I've been with someone who doesn't know what a selfish pig I am. (They starts to eat) Mine! Move your head! I can't take it! |
+ | : '''Homer''': Wow. It's been so long since I've been with someone who doesn't know what a selfish pig I am. ''(They starts to eat)'' Mine! Move your head! I can't take it! |
| − | : '''Ray''': Hey. My name is Ray '''(Ray Magini)'''. (shakes Homer's hand) |
+ | : '''Ray''': Hey. My name is Ray '''(Ray Magini)'''. ''(shakes Homer's hand)'' |
: '''Homer''': Ray, you know mean better than everyone. How could get my wife to love ''me ''again? |
: '''Homer''': Ray, you know mean better than everyone. How could get my wife to love ''me ''again? |
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: '''Ray''': It's me, I'm a MARGE-calculator. Just likes it and Bottom-roofer. |
: '''Ray''': It's me, I'm a MARGE-calculator. Just likes it and Bottom-roofer. |
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| − | : (Homer thoughts it's Simsons' house (plus) Ray Magini (equal) Marge is so happy) |
+ | : ''(Homer thoughts it's Simsons' house '''''(plus)''''' Ray Magini '''''(equal)''''' Marge is so happy)'' |
: '''Homer''': Ray! would you ''help'' me fix my roof? |
: '''Homer''': Ray! would you ''help'' me fix my roof? |
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| − | : '''Ray''': Sure, i'll help it! I had a one citation (He holds the jug full of beer) You could help finish the picture of beer? |
+ | : '''Ray''': Sure, i'll help it! I had a one citation ''(He holds the jug full of beer)'' You could help finish the picture of beer? |
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:'''[[Marge]]''': I'm going to take the dog to the V-E-T. |
:'''[[Marge]]''': I'm going to take the dog to the V-E-T. |
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| + | '''Dr Hibbert''': ''(to Homer) ''Where are let you go? ''When'' the there is '''NO '''Ray Magini. |
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| + | '''Homer''': Fine! Any minute. ''(loudly) '''Help me, Ray! Appearance strike them down!''''' |
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| + | <nowiki/>'''Marge''': Homer, no one has ''anyone'' see Ray but you. |
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| + | '''Homer''': But's not true. Bart's all at the business spot. |
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| + | '''Bart''': ''(feeling depressed, crying) ''No I didn't, Dad. I saw you talking ''to'' yourself. ''(Marge and Bart are feel depressed except for Lisa is [[wikipedia:Roo|cute depressed]])'' |
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| + | '''Homer''': ''(to Ned) ''Flanders, you ''saw'' Ray on the roof with me? |
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| + | [[File:Don't Fear the Roofer 78.JPG|thumb|308x308px|No, just you Marge and Yogi Bear.]] |
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| + | '''Ned''': Yes, sorry Homer, You have to call me "references". But I don't believe I sorry it. |
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| + | '''Homer''': They has to be ''"someone"'', who saw him? Someone ''who'' doesn't hate me ''like'' Flanders & Bart... ''(gasps) '''''Wait!''' [[commons:File:Tender is the night.jpg|The Bart tender at Knockers]]! |
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| + | '''Marge''': I call that, '''Boosin-Bar'''. [[commons:File:Show Butt.jpg|The Bart tender]] said "If they're alone". |
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| + | '''Dr. Hibbert''': ''(to Homer, telling story like that) ''Rase ''of think'' of imaginary, Homer. If it only ''not'' the protestation, so, ''you'' make it up? |
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| + | '''Lisa''': Here's the '''clincher''', Ray Magini is [http://www.powerpuff.wikia.com/wiki/Imaginary Fiend an anagram for imaginary]. |
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| + | <strong>Homer:</strong> Wow, my subconcious is a genius. Well, ''that's'' all every confiscation. ''(Homer saw Ray, who is made the purple roof at Flanders' house. Homer is very shocks as [[wikipedia:Morph (character)|Morph]] a same character.)'' |
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| + | '''Dr Hibbert''': Well, I afraid ''for'' a electroshock. ''I can't say that!'' |
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| + | '''Marge''': ''(gasp, shocked) '''''An electroshock?''' |
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| + | '''Dr. Hibbert''': ''(to Marge) ''Exactly, that tecking-turn ''is'' a electro profession fear. |
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| + | '''Homer''': Well, that's a world ''of ''difference. Let me in, doc! |
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| + | <strong>Bart:</strong> When you're getting '''juiced''' can you hold my [[wikipedia:Turtle|turtle]]. I wanna bring him back to life. |
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| + | <strong>Homer:</strong> Oh, what did he die of...ugh. |
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| + | <strong>Bart:</strong> I don't know, he's dead ''when'' I found him. |
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| + | '''Homer''': ''(starts strangled Bart) Why you little!'' |
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| + | '''Dr. Hibbert''': Homer, that's just bite on it, '''''not to eat!''''' |
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| − | :'''Homer''': Marge, write that down so we can have it at home. |
+ | : '''Homer''': Marge, write that down so we can have it at home. |
| + | : '''Dr. Hibbert''': ''(to Marge)'' We can't begin his treatment soon enough. |
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| + | [[File:Don't Fear the Roofer 69.JPG|thumb|284x284px|'''We now treat march madness.''']] |
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| + | : ''(After Homer begin electroshock treatment. Dr. Hibbert turns it off.)'' |
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| + | : '''Marge''': How do you feel, sweetie? |
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| + | : '''Homer''': Much better! |
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| + | : '''Dr. Hibbert''': ''(in a Grim Reaper's voice) ''Do you see anyone here, who isn't here? |
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| + | : '''Homer''': No, just you Marge and [[wikipedia:Yogi Bear|Yogi Bear]]. ''(Dr. Hibbert and Marge are puzzled themselves) '''KIDDING?!''''' |
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| + | : '''Dr. Hibbert''': ''(to Homer as a joke) ''Well I see your sense of humor is not affected. That's a very bad sign. |
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| − | : '''Homer''': (feel depressed) Aw, guys! This is ''just ''what Lenny need it. |
+ | : '''Homer''': ''(feel depressed)'' Aw, guys! This is ''just ''what Lenny need it. |
: '''[[Moe Szyslak|Moe]]''': They're say ''"For you!" ''Wednesday! It is surprise party for Lenny from by your closes friends. |
: '''[[Moe Szyslak|Moe]]''': They're say ''"For you!" ''Wednesday! It is surprise party for Lenny from by your closes friends. |
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: '''Homer''': So what's ''even'' Hawking doing here? |
: '''Homer''': So what's ''even'' Hawking doing here? |
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| − | : '''Hawking''': I live here know. You looking at the sea-sirts down the stream. (It says ''" |
+ | : '''[[Stephen Hawking (character)|Hawking]]''': I live here know. You looking at the sea-sirts down the stream. ''(It says '''"Pizza-pizza"''')'' Sorry, ''that'' buttons jammed. |
| − | : '''Homer''': So, what |
+ | : '''Homer''': So, what don't you invite me? |
: '''Carl''': It good at the time, we can't spit the beed. |
: '''Carl''': It good at the time, we can't spit the beed. |
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| − | : '''Homer''': (feel gloomy) Oh, I even for surprise for Lenny. (Lenny opens the door) |
+ | : '''Homer''': ''(feel gloomy)'' Oh, I even for surprise for Lenny. ''(Lenny opens the door)'' |
| − | : '''[[Lenny Leonard|Lenny]]''': The surprise, where's surprise?! (Everybody blows the horns and gets disappointed) |
+ | : '''[[Lenny Leonard|Lenny]]''': The surprise, where's surprise?! ''(Everybody blows the horns and gets disappointed)'' |
| − | : '''[[Barney Gumble|Barney]]''': (to Homer, glaring) ''Way the go, Homer!'' |
+ | : '''[[Barney Gumble|Barney]]''': ''(to Homer, glaring)'' ''Way the go, Homer!'' |
| − | : '''Moe''': (angrily) Ugh, ''it's'' 6 years day! '''DOWN ''THE'' DRIMMED!''' |
+ | : '''Moe''': ''(angrily)'' Ugh, ''it's'' 6 years day! '''DOWN ''THE'' DRIMMED!''' |
| − | : '''Homer''': Oh, I'm sorry! I'll just sit over there for a moment (He sits on a fake stool and ruins it!) ''D'oh!'' |
+ | : '''Homer''': Oh, I'm sorry! I'll just sit over there for a moment ''(He sits on a fake stool and ruins it!)'' ''D'oh!''[[File:Don't Fear the Roofer 19.JPG|thumb|194x194px|Who wants ass-frosting?]] |
| − | : '''Carl''': (shouted) ''Oh, |
+ | : '''Carl''': ''(shouted)'' ''Oh, gracious, Homer! I bake the birthday cake set looks like the Lenny's favorite boss-stool! '''And you ruined it!''''' |
| − | : (Homer is still feeling depressed, Lenny, Carl, Hawking and others glaring at him) |
+ | : ''(Homer is still feeling depressed, Lenny, Carl, Hawking and others glaring at him)'' |
| − | : '''Homer''': (sadly) Well, I see, I wonder here. (He stands up and walks) |
+ | : '''Homer''': ''(sadly)'' Well, I see, I wonder here. ''(He stands up and walks)'' |
| − | : '''Moe''': Wait, Homer, don't go! (He cleans Homer's bottom with his knife over splatted cake) Okay, ''Beat it! ''Who wants ass-frosted? |
+ | : '''Moe''': Wait, Homer, don't go! ''(He cleans Homer's bottom with his knife over splatted cake)'' Okay, ''Beat it! ''Who wants ass-frosted? |
| − | : '''Hawking''': No thanks, I'm lot atcins. |
+ | : '''Hawking''': ''(to Moe) ''No thanks, I'm lot atcins. |
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| − | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': (worried) Homer, can I please knock off?! I got surgey in the morning! |
+ | :'''Dr. Hibbert''': ''(worried)'' Homer, can I please knock off?! I got surgey in the morning! |
| − | : '''Homer''': (still angrily) At look that sky, clean! You don't! (Dr. Hibbert grumbles) |
+ | : '''Homer''': ''(still angrily)'' At look that sky, clean! You don't! ''(Dr. Hibbert grumbles)'' |
: '''Ray''': So as I was saying Homer, Mondays 9:00 CBS. They say everybody loves that guy but I don't get it. |
: '''Ray''': So as I was saying Homer, Mondays 9:00 CBS. They say everybody loves that guy but I don't get it. |
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+ | :'''Homer''': ''(puzzled)'' What are you talking about?! |
:'''Ray''': I'm just saying, catch it while you still can. |
:'''Ray''': I'm just saying, catch it while you still can. |
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:'''Homer''': What time's this show on? |
:'''Homer''': What time's this show on? |
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:'''Ray''': Monday. Monday 9:00 |
:'''Ray''': Monday. Monday 9:00 |
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:'''Homer''': And this is on the radio? |
:'''Homer''': And this is on the radio? |
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| − | :'''Ray''': No it's television Mondays at 9 on CBS |
+ | :'''Ray''': No it's television Mondays at 9 on CBS[[File:Don't Fear the Roofer 82.JPG|thumb|411x411px|Oh, kids, I heart you, too.]] |
:'''Homer''': And if I wanna see it what time should I watch it? |
:'''Homer''': And if I wanna see it what time should I watch it? |
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:'''Ray''': 9:00 |
:'''Ray''': 9:00 |
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- Homer: How did it come to this? I'm the first man ever to feel depressed in a bar. I don't have a friend in the world.
- (A shatter voice speaks)
- Voice: (smiling) Look at the size of that nacho plate! (It's Ray Magini, in orange shirt and black trousers and black boots)
- Ray: I haven't seen this much melted cheese since I left my Billy Joel albums out in the sun.
- Homer: (surprised) HUH?! (starts laughing) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! The sun.
Wait, did I hate that right?
- Ray: Hey, you want to split this?
- Homer: Wow. It's been so long since I've been with someone who doesn't know what a selfish pig I am. (They starts to eat) Mine! Move your head! I can't take it!
- Ray: Hey. My name is Ray (Ray Magini). (shakes Homer's hand)
- Homer: Ray, you know mean better than everyone. How could get my wife to love me again?
- Ray: It's me, I'm a MARGE-calculator. Just likes it and Bottom-roofer.
- (Homer thoughts it's Simsons' house (plus) Ray Magini (equal) Marge is so happy)
- Homer: Ray! would you help me fix my roof?
- Ray: Sure, i'll help it! I had a one citation (He holds the jug full of beer) You could help finish the picture of beer?
- Marge: I'm going to take the dog to the V-E-T.
- Santa's Little Helper: (puzzled) Huh?
- Marge: Then I'm going to take Bart to get C-I-R-C-U-M-C-I-S-E-D.
- Bart: (puzzled, also) Huh?
- Marge: (disappointed) Uh...I'll tell you what it means when it's over.
Dr Hibbert: (to Homer) Where are let you go? When the there is NO Ray Magini.
Homer: Fine! Any minute. (loudly) Help me, Ray! Appearance strike them down!
Marge: Homer, no one has anyone see Ray but you.
Homer: But's not true. Bart's all at the business spot.
Bart: (feeling depressed, crying) No I didn't, Dad. I saw you talking to yourself. (Marge and Bart are feel depressed except for Lisa is cute depressed)
Homer: (to Ned) Flanders, you saw Ray on the roof with me?
No, just you Marge and Yogi Bear.
Ned: Yes, sorry Homer, You have to call me "references". But I don't believe I sorry it.
Homer: They has to be "someone", who saw him? Someone who doesn't hate me like Flanders & Bart... (gasps) Wait! The Bart tender at Knockers!
Marge: I call that, Boosin-Bar. The Bart tender said "If they're alone".
Dr. Hibbert: (to Homer, telling story like that) Rase of think of imaginary, Homer. If it only not the protestation, so, you make it up?
Lisa: Here's the clincher, Ray Magini is an anagram for imaginary.
Homer: Wow, my subconcious is a genius. Well, that's all every confiscation. (Homer saw Ray, who is made the purple roof at Flanders' house. Homer is very shocks as Morph a same character.)
Dr Hibbert: Well, I afraid for a electroshock. I can't say that!
Marge: (gasp, shocked) An electroshock?
Dr. Hibbert: (to Marge) Exactly, that tecking-turn is a electro profession fear.
Homer: Well, that's a world of difference. Let me in, doc!
Bart: When you're getting juiced can you hold my turtle. I wanna bring him back to life.
Homer: Oh, what did he die of...ugh.
Bart: I don't know, he's dead when I found him.
Homer: (starts strangled Bart) Why you little!
Dr. Hibbert: Homer, that's just bite on it, not to eat!
(Homer annoys Dr. Hibbert by eating his mouth guard before being given shock therapy)
Homer: Sorry. Give me one that doesn't taste so delicious.
- Dr. Hibbert: That was rubber covered in Vaseline.
- Homer: Marge, write that down so we can have it at home.
- Dr. Hibbert: (to Marge) We can't begin his treatment soon enough.
We now treat march madness.
- (After Homer begin electroshock treatment. Dr. Hibbert turns it off.)
- Marge: How do you feel, sweetie?
- Homer: Much better!
- Dr. Hibbert: (in a Grim Reaper's voice) Do you see anyone here, who isn't here?
- Homer: No, just you Marge and Yogi Bear. (Dr. Hibbert and Marge are puzzled themselves) KIDDING?!
- Dr. Hibbert: (to Homer as a joke) Well I see your sense of humor is not affected. That's a very bad sign.
- Homer: (feel depressed) Aw, guys! This is just what Lenny need it.
- Moe: They're say "For you!" Wednesday! It is surprise party for Lenny from by your closes friends.
- Homer: So what's even Hawking doing here?
- Hawking: I live here know. You looking at the sea-sirts down the stream. (It says "Pizza-pizza") Sorry, that buttons jammed.
- Homer: So, what don't you invite me?
- Carl: It good at the time, we can't spit the beed.
- Homer: (feel gloomy) Oh, I even for surprise for Lenny. (Lenny opens the door)
- Lenny: The surprise, where's surprise?! (Everybody blows the horns and gets disappointed)
- Barney: (to Homer, glaring) Way the go, Homer!
- Moe: (angrily) Ugh, it's 6 years day! DOWN THE DRIMMED!
- Homer: Oh, I'm sorry! I'll just sit over there for a moment (He sits on a fake stool and ruins it!) D'oh!
Who wants ass-frosting?
- Carl: (shouted) Oh, gracious, Homer! I bake the birthday cake set looks like the Lenny's favorite boss-stool! And you ruined it!
- (Homer is still feeling depressed, Lenny, Carl, Hawking and others glaring at him)
- Homer: (sadly) Well, I see, I wonder here. (He stands up and walks)
- Moe: Wait, Homer, don't go! (He cleans Homer's bottom with his knife over splatted cake) Okay, Beat it! Who wants ass-frosted?
- Hawking: (to Moe) No thanks, I'm lot atcins.
- Dr. Hibbert: (worried) Homer, can I please knock off?! I got surgey in the morning!
- Homer: (still angrily) At look that sky, clean! You don't! (Dr. Hibbert grumbles)
- Ray: So as I was saying Homer, Mondays 9:00 CBS. They say everybody loves that guy but I don't get it.
- Homer: (puzzled) What are you talking about?!
- Ray: I'm just saying, catch it while you still can.
- Homer: What time's this show on?
- Ray: Monday 9:00 CBS
- Homer: And what's the network?
- Ray: CBS
- Homer: At what time?
- Ray: 9:00
- Homer: And if I wanna watch it what day?
- Ray: Monday. Monday 9:00
- Homer: And this is on the radio?
- Ray: No it's television Mondays at 9 on CBS
Oh, kids, I heart you, too.
- Homer: And if I wanna see it what time should I watch it?
- Ray: 9:00
- Homer: On what channel?
- Ray: CBS.
- Homer: What day?
- Ray: Monday.
- Homer: On the radio?
- Ray: Television.
- Homer: Turn the television to what channel?
- Ray: CBS
- Homer: At what time?
- Ray: 9:00 on Monday.
- Homer: Now If I wanted to see it on a certain day what would be the best day to see it?
- Ray: It's only on a Monday.
- Homer: And what time would be a good time..
- Ray: 9:00, from 9 to 9:30.
- Homer: So If I turn my radio on at 9:00?
- Ray: Not the radio, television.
- Homer: So it's Mondays at 9 on NBC?
- Ray: CBS.
- Homer: CBS.
- Ray: 9:00
- Homer: On the radio?
- Ray: Television.
- Homer: Television at 3:00.
- Hawking: And we're done.
