Don't Fear the Roofer/Quotes

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Don't Fear the Roofer

The Heartbroke Kid ►

Homer: How did it come to this? I'm the first man ever to feel depressed in a bar.

Well, I see I wonder here.

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This article is about 7th episode of Season 22. For the 7th episode starring Santa's Little Helper, see How Muched Is That Birdie In That Window?.

Marge: I'm going to take the dog to the V-E-T.

Santa's Little Helper: (puzzled) Huh?

Marge: Then take Bart to get C-I-R-C-U-M-C-I-S-E-D.

Bart: (puzzled, too) Huh?

Marge: Uh...I'll tell you what it means when it's over.

This article is about third quote box. For the nice, delicious food of events, see [[Birthday cake]].

Lenny: Surprise! What surprise? (Everyone blows the horns except for Hawking and gets disappointed to Homer.)

Barney: (to Homer, glaring) Way the go, Homer!

Moe: (angrily) Ugh, It's 6 years day! DOWN THE DRIMMED!

Homer: I'm sorry. I just sit over there for a moment until stop begin mad at me. (He sits on a fake stool and ruins it) D'oh!

Who wants ass-frosting?

Carl: (shouted) Oh, gracious, Homer! I create the birthday cake set looks like a Lenny's favorite boss-stool, and you ruined it!

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Dr. Hibbert: Homer, that's just a bite on it, not to eat.

(Homer annoys Dr. Hibbert by eating his mouth guard before being given shock therapy)

Homer: Sorry. Give me one that doesn't taste so delicious.

Just you Marge and Yogi Bear.

Dr. Hibbert: That was rubber covered in Vaseline.

Homer: Marge, write that down so we can have it at home.

Dr. Hibbert: (to Marge) We can't begin his treatment soon enough.

(after Homer begin electroshock treatment! Dr. Hibbert turns it off.)

Marge: How do you feel, sweety?

Homer: Much better.

Dr. Hibbert: Do you see anyone here, who isn't here?

Homer: No. Just you, Marge and Yogi Bear. Ha, kidding!?

Dr. Hibbert: (laughs) Well I see your sense of humor is not affected. That's a very bad sign.

Homer: Flanders, you saw Ray on a roof with me?

We now treat march madness.

Ned: Yes, sorry Homer. You have to call me "references"? But I don't think I sorry.

Homer: They has to be someone, who saw him? Someone who doesn't hate me like Flanders and Bart. (gasps) Wait...The Bart Tender At Knockers!

Marge: (like in Wonder Woman-style Japanese) I call that, Boosin-Bar. The Bart Tender said "If they alone".

Dr. Hibbert: Ray's of think of the imagination, Homer. It only, not a prostration, so, you make it up.

Lisa: Here's the clincher, Ray Magini is an anagram for the imaginary.

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Ray: So as I was saying Homer. Mondays 9:00 CBS. They say everybody loves that guy but I don't get it.

Homer: What are you talking about?!

Ray: I'm just saying, catch it while you still can.

Homer: What time's this show on?

Ray: Monday 9:00 CBS

Oh, kids, I heart you, too.

Homer: And what's the network?

Ray: CBS

Homer: At what time?

Ray: 9:00

Homer: And if I wanna watch it what day?

Ray: Monday. Monday 9:00

Homer: And this is on the radio?

Ray: No it's television Mondays at 9 on CBS

Homer: And if I wanna see it what time should I watch it?

Ray: 9:00

Homer: On what channel?

Ray: CBS.

Homer: What day?

Ray: Monday.

Homer: On the radio?

Ray: Television.

Homer: Turn the television to what channel?

Ray: CBS

Homer: At what time?

Ray: 9:00 on Monday.

Homer: Now If I wanted to see it on a certain day what would be the best day to see it?

Ray: It's only on a Monday.

Homer: And what time would be a good time..

Ray: 9:00, from 9 to 9:30.

Homer: So If I turn my radio on at 9:00?

Ray: Not the radio, television.

Homer: So it's Mondays at 9 on NBC?

Ray: CBS.

Homer: CBS.

Ray: 9:00

Homer: On the radio?

Ray: Television.

Homer: Television at 3:00.

Hawking: And we're done.

See also this...

You kids could relax. - Dr. Hibbert, relaxed and smiling

No, I didn't Dad. I saw you talking to yourself. - Bart Simpson, crying

Homer, do something about this LEAK!