Apu's Western Song is a song sung by Apu, Bart, Ralph, Milhouse, Lisa and Homer in "The Lastest Gun In The West"
Apu: Oh, give me land, lots of land under starry skies above
Bart, Ralph, Milhouse and Lisa: Don't fence me in
Apu: Sir, you cannot pee, unless you are an employee!
Homer: Can't keep it in