Don Brodka, full name Donald Wilson Brodka, is the store detective at Try-N-Save. He catches Bart stealing a video game (Bonestorm) from the Try-N-Save. Brodka is a heavy smoker and tends to confuse the Ten Commandments. Brodka is a veteran of the United States Marine Corps, as he is seen with a tattoo that reads "USMC" and has the eagle, globe and anchor emblem of the Corps. He is also seen in his office snacking on cheese and crackers in the small packages where the cheese spread comes with crackers ready-made with the spreading utensil. His favorite saying is: "If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and short length of hose." Often is he known to end his sentences with "Uh-huh" inappropriately.
- Episode – "Marge Be Not Proud"
- Episode – "22 Short Films About Springfield" (cameo)
- – The Simpsons Movie (seen in mob scene)