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Reverend Lovejoy: Cathedral of the Downtown, please. You've always got to keep an eye on the competition.

Ned Flanders: Cathedral of the Downtown, please! They're all heathens, but God tells us to hate the sin, and love the sinners.

Milhouse Van Houten: Can you take me to the Girl's School? Heh-heh (Laughs crazily)

Bart Simpson: To the Girl's School, please. Don't ask.

Otto Mann: Hey, can you take me to the Girl's School? I heard they were looking for a bus driver.

Seymour Skinner: Take me to the Girl's School please. Always have to keep an eye on the competition!

Grampa Simpson: Can you take me to the Veteran's hall? I wonder who died this week.

Jasper Beardly: Drive me to the Antique Store. Finally. Somewhere I belong.

Milhouse Van Houten: Ohh, I have to go to the bathroom, real bad! There's one at the Antique Store down the road! Oh!

Grampa Simpson: Take me to the Dentist, I swallowed my dentures.

Hans Moleman: Dentist, please, I swallowed my last tooth.

Hans Moleman: To the Dentist, please, the pain helps me remember I'm alive...

Ralph Wiggum: Take me to the Police Station, my daddy has all the guns!

Ralph Wiggum: Can you take me to the airport? I like the suitcase rides!

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Please take me to the airport. I hear there is an excellent strip club nearby.

Grampa Simpson: Bank, please. I'm gonna give all my money to the lady at the Dairy Queen!

Snake Jailbird: Alright, take me to the bank. I have to conduct an armed transaction.

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Please take me to the bank. I must rid myself of some Canadian fortune.

Homer Simpson: Take me to the Singing Sirloin! I'm in the mood for a steak and a show tune!

Ned Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho, I'm in the mood for a nice, big, juicy steak! Can you take me to the Singing Sirloin?

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Normally I am against eating animals, but I have heard good things about the Singing Sirloin.

Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Please take me to the Comic Book Store; I pretend I'm married to Wonder Woman.

Comic Book Guy: Please take me to my store, and make it quick. Every second my store is closed has a negative impact on society.

Otto Mann: Palace of Fine Arts, please. I need some hiigghh culture!

Snake Jailbird: Palace of the Fine Arts, please. I hear they have pictures of naked chicks.

Snake Jailbird: Take me to the Pawn Shop, dude. I'm shopping for some brass knuckles.

Reverend Lovejoy: Springfield Mission, please. Time to anoint the unwashed. Ugh.

Krusty the Clown: Hey-hey! Take me to the Airport. Don't ask any questions.

Marge Simpson: Do you know any good places to eat a meal?

Moe Szyslak: I need to check out the Black Box Bar.

Dr. Nick Riviera: Dr. Hibbert's. I need to ask a question about the aorta thingy.

Marge Simpson: City Hall, please.

Otto Mann: Take me to the Bus Depot. That's where I live.

Ned Flanders: Can you take me to the Police Station, please?

Chief Wiggum: Can you take me to the Painless Dentistry Clinic?

Professor Frink: Area 51A, please, and no, I do not know where they keep the flying saucers.

Dr. Nick Riviera: I need to go to the Plasma Center.

Krusty the Clown: Can you take me to Clown College? I got some squirting diplomas to hand out.

Moe Szyslak: Can you take me to the library? I need some thick books for killing rats.

Professor Frink: Please take me to the Natural History Museum.

Nelson Muntz: Can you take me to the Black Box Bar?

Reverend Lovejoy: Take me to the Hospital, and step on it!

Mayor Quimby: City Hall, please. In return, I will give you the key to the city.

Otto Mann: Springfield Mission, please. Free munchies here I come!

Comic Book Guy: Take me to the Sci-Fi Convention. A fallout voy psyching has been reported.

Bart Simpson: The Comic Book store, please. The new Radio Active Man is in!

Mayor Quimby: Hello, there. Please take me to the Courthouse. I have to bail out my nephew.

Comic Book Guy: I require a ride to the Military Antique Store, as I desire to need plus three mace.

Comic Book Guy: Please take me to the Museum.

Grampa Simpson: I forgot my pills! Get me to the Hospital before I die!

Chief Wiggum: Can you take me to this address? I have to deliver a warrant.

Seymour Skinner: Observatory, now!

Homer Simpson: Clown College, please. I'm auditing a class on pants dropping.

Sea Captain: Yarg, matey. To the Museum with me.

Barney Gumble: Black Box Bar, please.

Bumblebee Man: Hospital, por favor. Soy muy alérgica a mi traje (translation: 'Hospital, please. I am very allergic to my suit').

Krusty the Clown: Can you take me to the Courthouse?

Lisa Simpson: Please take me to Area 51A. If you can find it.

Nelson Muntz: Courthouse, please. Gotta post bail for my mom.

Professor Frink: Will you take me home and re-frame for mocking me?

Lisa Simpson: Please take me to the Girl's School.

Snake Jailbird: Bad night. Everyone's got a dead bolt. Can you just take me home?

Seymour Skinner: Library, please. I've got some overdue Leon Uris.

Dr. Nick Riviera: Dr. Nick is hungry. Can you take me to a restaurant?

Grampa Simpson: DMV, please. I like to wait in line.

Hans Moleman: Sushi Place, please.

Edna Krabappel: Take me to the Black Box Bar.

Lisa Simpson: I like to go to City hall, please. I need to do some research.

Nelson Muntz: Can you take me to the Pawn Shop? I just lifted Grampa Simpson's watch.

Ned Flanders: Say, can you take me to the Springfield Mission? Nothing like helping the media I always say.

Bart Simpson: To the Legitimate Business Man's Club, please.

Edna Krabappel: I need to get to the Copy Jalopy.

Mayor Quimby: To the Police Station, so I can meet some working girls.

Professor Frink: To the Observatory! Mwuah-hey.

Lisa Simpson: To the Library, please, where vast sums up knowledge and shushing await.

Sea Captain: Yarg. Take me to the nearest Galley, please.

Groundskeeper Willie: Take me to the Plasma Center. They pay extra for Scottish blood.

Lisa Simpson: Can you drive to the Convention Center, please?

Mayor Quimby: Take me to the Airport. Hopefully, no one will notice the missing money until I'm long gone.

Krusty The Clown: Can you take me to the Casino?

Chief Wiggum: The Courthouse, please!

Ned Flanders: Library, please. I got some new books I'm thinking about burning.

Lisa Simpson: Can you please take me to the Observatory?

Chief Wiggum: Quick, take me to the Police Station! They just got cable TV!

Krusty The Clown: The Convention center and hurry! Before all the working girls are gone.

Jasper Beardly: Take me to the Cage in Diner. I need to spice things up.

Homer Simpson: Happy Sumo right away! I like my sushi well done.

Lisa Simpson: The Natural History Museum, please. So much to learn, so little puppet bonding.

Marge Simpson: Springfield Mission, please. Homer loves the free soup.

Dr. Nick Riviera: Please take me to the Hospital. I pretend I work there.

Squeaky Voiced Teen: Can you take me to the Police Academy? A man in my poison confidence would make a good officer.

Krusty the Clown: To the Plasma Center, please. I need to make a few pints. I mean bucks.

Barney Gumble: To the Happy Sumo. Was-A-bi! Was-AAA-bi!

Barney Gumble: To the Happy Sumo. I don't remember why.

Hans Moleman: The DMV, please. They're trying to revoke my license.

Bart Simpson: Take me to Area 51A, please.

Milhouse Van Houten: Ugh. I need to go to the Comic Book Store. Radioactive is signing autographs.

Homer Simpson: Take me to the Courthouse. I'm late for my sentencing.

Barney Gumble: Plasma Center. I need weekend beer money.