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Everybody Hates Ned Flanders Lyrics[]
- Lenny and Carl: F-L-A!
- Homer: His name is Ned!
- Lenny and Carl: E-R-S!
- Homer: It's a stupid name! It's worse than Frankenstein or Dr. No-o-o-o-o!
- David Byrne: You can't upset him even slightly.
- He just smiles and nods politely,
- Then goes home and worships nightly.
- His Leftorium is an emporium of WOE!
- Lenny and Carl: F-L-A!
- Homer: Don't yell at Ned!
- Lenny and Carl: D-E-R!
- Homer: His wife is dead! Everyone just hates that stupid jerk!
- David Byrne: Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing!
- Filling clubs...with angry valentinos!
- You don't have to move your feet, just hate Flanders to the disco beat!
- David and Homer: He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino!
- Homer: If you despise polite left-handers,
- Ned: Then I'd doubt you'd like that Flanders,
- Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd!
- Crowd: F-L-A!
- Apu: His name is Ned!
- Crowd: D-R-S!
- Apu: He's so white bread!
- Church Chorus: The smiling moustached geek who walks with God!
- Rev. Lovejoy: Mass dismissed!
Quotes[]
- (The Simpsons are singing Walking in a Winter Wonderland to Mr. Burns)
- Mr. Burns: Exquisite, just exquisite! Makes me wish I hadn't released the hounds...
- (Hounds chase away the Simpsons)
- Smithers: Should I call them off sir?
- Mr. Burns: No, no. It's their Christmas too.
- Radio: Hey hey hey! We're halfway through our "same song 6 pack!" Now let's hear William Shatner's version of Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!
- Marge: Another cover? My god, let it die!
- Marge: I'm so sick of that song!
- Homer: I know! I'm beginning to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels!
- Homer: This dude ranch is going to be great! A whole week without hearing that stupid song!
- David Byrne: You won't think it's stupid once you hear the extended salsa mix!
- Lisa: On this battleground in 1886, 300 Native Americans lost their lives, and 4 brave Americans lost their hats.
- Homer: (crying) Those poor hats!
- Bart: I'll show you how we get on a horse where we come from! (stands up) Daddy, I need upsies!
- Homer: Coming sweetie!
- (Homer lifts Bart, places him on the saddle, and kisses him on the forehead)
- (Bart blows a raspberry at the other cowboys)
- Cowboy 1: Well, he sure shut us up!
- Homer: Look at those stupid city slickers, with there fur coats and pointy hats!
- Marge: Homer, those are elk.
- Homer: Well, I still hate 'em. (Shouting at elk) Go back to Grosse Pointe!
- (Elk shies away)
| ā Season 13 | Season 14 Quotes | Season 15 āŗ |
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| Treehouse of Horror XIII ā¢ How I Spent My Strummer Vacation ā¢ Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade ā¢ Large Marge ā¢ Helter Shelter ā¢ The Great Louse Detective ā¢ Special Edna ā¢ The Dad Who Knew Too Little ā¢ The Strong Arms of the Ma ā¢ Pray Anything ā¢ Barting Over ā¢ I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can ā¢ A Star is Born-Again ā¢ Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington ā¢ C.E. D'oh ā¢ 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky ā¢ Three Gays of the Condo ā¢ Dude, Where's My Ranch? ā¢ Old Yeller-Belly ā¢ Brake My Wife, Please ā¢ The Bart of War ā¢ Moe Baby Blues | ||