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Radioactive Man 160: The Heroic Life and Mortifying Death of Radioactive Man, Chapter 2
Dullards to Donuts
Radioactive Man 160: The Heroic Life and Mortifying Death of Radioactive Man, Chapter 3

Dullards to Donuts is a comic story in Simpsons Comics 38. It is also featured in the comic compendium Unchained.

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Synopsis[]

Burns sees that they are spending a fortune on donuts for their employees, and he decides to make his own donuts, which happen to be extremely addictive, and he bankrupts everyone.

Full Story[]

When Smithers sees the bill for the Power Plant, he sees that they are spending a fortune on donuts (precisely $200,000). He is confused, because of Mr. Burns' great money saving plans in the past. He decides to bring it to Mr. Burns' attention. He visits Dr. Olberman, an esteemed scientist. He compares one of his donuts to a regular Lard Lad donut, and it proves very addictive. Burns then states that he won't be able to supply their regular stock of donuts to the employees. Soon, things become very out of hand, employees even doing pony rides to try and gain their precious donuts back. Eventually, Mr. Burns decides to swap out the regular donuts for the super addictive ones. However, now that the donuts are being taken home by the employees, the Kwik-E-Mart has to jack up prices. Meanwhile, Fat Tony is investing in the donut business, particularly Mr. Burns'. Marge investigates further, and gets a court meeting held, where Dr. Olberman explains the effectiveness of the donuts, and Birch Barlow gives a short speech on how much he loves these donuts. Marge starts explaining that they are bankrupting everyone, and the owner of Lard Lad Donuts is about to finish an argument, when the meeting gets interrupted by Fat Tony and his crew, who brings round the donuts for everyone to try. Eventually, everyone is on Mr. Burns' side. However, worker productivity is now down in the plant, due to everyone being too fat. Dr. Olberman makes it so that the donuts will produce less fat, and they give Homer a case of bad breath, but everything else is normal.

Citations[]

Simpsons Comics Stories 51-100
Simpsons Comics
The Unbearable Lightness of Barney | Diner Violations | They Fixed Homer's Brain! | Tales of the Briny Deep. Captain McCallister in: Down the Hatches, Boys! | Krustonia | Flanders' Big Score Let's Get Ready to Rumble! | Maggie Simpson: Bringing Down Baby | Smitherses! | Bart and Milhouse: Bore Us-The Movie-Gruel | Radioactive Homer | The Official Bongo Comics Convention Survival Guide | Rhymes and Misdemeanors | The Bongos That Time Forgot | The Great Springfield Frink-Out | Tiger Teen! | Burnsie on Board | The Simpsons Supporters Suggestion Spin Cycle | To Live and Diaper in Springfield | More Bongos That Time Forgot | The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth | Radioactive Man 160: The Heroic Life and Mortifying Death of Radioactive Man, Chapter 1 | The Absent Minded Protester | Radioactive Man 160: The Heroic Life and Mortifying Death of Radioactive Man, Chapter 2 | Dullards to Donuts | Radioactive Man 160: The Heroic Life and Mortifying Death of Radioactive Man, Chapter 3 | Sense and Censorability | Radioactive Man 160: The Heroic Life and Mortifying Death of Radioactive Man, Chapter 4 | Sideshow Simpsons| The Incredible Edible Exploits of Lard Lad: In Search of the Lost Donut Holes | Bart Simpson and the Krusty Brand Fun Factory | The Day the Nagging Stopped | The Homer Show | Classics Illustrated: Slobberwacky | Journey to the Cellar of the Kwik-E-Mart | Poochie! The Prime of Miss Lisa Simpson | Bartman: Identity Crisis | Hamburger's Little Helper | Mr. Sparkle: Destroy All Manga! | Angels With Yellow Faces | Picture Perfect | The Rise and Fall of Bartholomew J. Simpson | It's a Wonderful Slice | Where Has All The Flour Gone? | Tic-Tac-D'oh! | The Official Cockamamie's Mail Order Cult-alog of Cool Pop-Cultural Collectibles | Maggie Come Home | Lisa Simpson, Storeroom Raider | Wall or Nothing