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Elementary School Musical
Loan-a Lisa
Homer: It's 4:00 am, you kids should have been in bed a half hour ago.
Lisa: We're watching the Nobel Prize announcement lives from Stockholm.
Homer: Ooh, the Nobies.
Marge: Yes!

Lisa: Quiet. It's time for the noblest Nobel Prize of all.. the Peace Prize.
Homer: I would kill for that!

Lea Michele: I... I love the elegant pearls you wear.
Cory Monteith: And the starfish shape that constitutes your hair.
Amber Riley: You'll... be staying in cabin twelve.
Cory Monteith: And we hope that you'll be very happy there.
Other kids: You're going to like arts camp, Lisa.
Lisa: Arts, arts, arts and education.

Lea Michele: Goodbye, Lisa! I'll miss you a lot, then a little, then not too much!

Lisa: What kind of artists are you?
Jemaine Clement: Sandwich artists.

Bret McKenzie: In a way I think we learned more from her than she learned from us.
Jemaine Clement: Well obviously. Because we taught her nothing.

Bret McKenzie: She can't hear us. We're stage whispering.
Lisa: I can hear you.
Jermaine Clement: No you can't!

Marge: I don't want to get stuck behind the joggers from the fat camp.

Fake Homer: Yeah!
Fake Marge: Yeah!

Mr. Largo: Lisa, please stick to the illegally-Xeroxed sheet music.

Homer: Can my son come, too? He knows what to do when I swallow my tongue.

Krusty: The arctic circle, or as I long to call it, my wife's side of the bed. For the purposes of that joke I'm married.

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