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ā—„ Judge Me Tender
Elementary School Musical
Loan-a Lisa ā–ŗ
Homer: It's 4:00 am, you kids should have been in bed a half hour ago.
Lisa: We're watching the Nobel Prize announcement lives from Stockholm.
Homer: Ooh, the Nobies.

Lisa: Quiet. It's time for the noblest Nobel Prize of all.. the Peace Prize.
Homer: I would kill for that!

Lea Michele: I... I love the elegant pearls you wear.
Cory Monteith: And the starfish shape that constitutes your hair.
Amber Riley: You'll... be staying in cabin twelve.
Cory Monteith: And we hope that you'll be very happy there.
Other kids: You're going to like arts camp, Lisa.
Lisa: Arts, arts, arts and education.

Lea Michele: Goodbye, Lisa! I'll miss you a lot, then a little, then not too much!

Lisa: What kind of artists are you?
Jemaine Clement: Sandwich artists.

Bret McKenzie: In a way I think we learned more from her than she learned from us.
Jemaine Clement: Well obviously. Because we taught her nothing.

Bret McKenzie: She can't hear us. We're stage whispering.
Lisa: I can hear you.
Jermaine Clement: No you can't!

Marge: I don't want to get stuck behind the joggers from the fat camp.

Krusty: Where's the closest place I can score some victory weed?
Judge: That would be the courthouse cafeteria.

Lisa: One night we spoke only in lines from famous poems.
Grampa: Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me.
Lisa: Emily Dickson.
Grampa: No, I was just describing my day.

Otto: What's the matter Lisa, you're normally the first one off this death trap?
Lisa: The combination of me leaving arts camp and you driving on and off the shoulder has made me a little ill.
Otto: I guess I shouldn't be playing this driving game while driving.

Mr. Largo: Lisa, please stick to the illegally-Xeroxed sheet music.

Homer: Can my son come, too? He knows what to do when I swallow my tongue.

Krusty: The arctic circle, or as I long to call it, my wife's side of the bed. For the purposes of that joke I'm married.

Krusty: Look, I'm really sorry about all the things I've been charged with, as well as all the stuff you don't know about yet.


ā—„ Season 21 Season 22 Quotes Season 23 ā–ŗ
Elementary School Musical ā€¢ Loan-a Lisa ā€¢ MoneyBART ā€¢ Treehouse of Horror XXI ā€¢ Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life ā€¢ The Fool Monty ā€¢ How Munched is That Birdie in the Window? ā€¢ The Fight Before Christmas ā€¢ Donnie Fatso ā€¢ Moms I'd Like to Forget ā€¢ Flaming Moe ā€¢ Homer the Father ā€¢ The Blue and the Gray ā€¢ Angry Dad: The Movie ā€¢ The Scorpion's Tale ā€¢ A Midsummer's Nice Dream ā€¢ Love is a Many Strangled Thing ā€¢ The Great Simpsina ā€¢ The Real Housewives of Fat Tony ā€¢ Homer Scissorhands ā€¢ 500 Keys ā€¢ The Ned-liest Catch
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