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◄	Funeral for a Fiend

Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind

E. Pluribus Wiggum

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Groundskeeper Willie: (after sending a squirrel packing) Nobody steals Willie's breakfast! (bits on the acorn he stole before being overtaken by a dozen more squirrels)

(Grampa suggests that Homer should go see Professor Frink to help him remember what happened the night before.)

Homer: Really? Oh, that's great, Dad. How can I ever repay you?

Grampa: Punch that orderly who takes sips out of my juice.

Homer: Done.

(Cut to Homer punching an orderly who is about to make a bed.)

Grampa: No, wait. That's the guy that saved my life.

Homer: Strap me in, nerd!

Professor Frink: To me, "nerd" stands for Not Even Remotely Dorky. So thank you. Thank you for the compliment.

(Homer assumes the worst when he sees Marge on the couch with Duffman.)

Homer: The mother of my children with the reason for my children!

Homer: Dad, I can't remember what I did last night. Do have any idea?

Grampa: You come to me for help rememberin'? That's like asking your horse to do your taxes...which I did in 1998. (Shows a photo of horse using an adding machine.)

(Homer seeks Flanders help to find out what happened to him.)

Homer: Flanders, why did you call the cops last night?

Ned: I had to. I heard a hubbub, Bub.

Homer: What did I do?

Ned: Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.

◄ Season 18	Season 19 Quotes	Season 20 ►
He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs • The Homer of Seville • Midnight Towboy • I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings • Treehouse of Horror XVIII • Little Orphan Millie • Husbands and Knives • Funeral for a Fiend • Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind • E. Pluribus Wiggum • That '90s Show • Love, Springfieldian Style • The Debarted • Dial "N" for Nerder • Smoke on the Daughter • Papa Don't Leech • Apocalypse Cow • Any Given Sundance • Mona Leaves-a • All About Lisa

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-(Grampa suggests that Homer should go see Professor Frink to help him remember what happened the night before.)
+:'''Groundskeeper Willie''': (after sending a squirrel packing) Nobody steals Willie's breakfast! (bits on the acorn he stole before being overtaken by a dozen more squirrels)
-'''Homer''': Really? Oh, that's great, Dad. How can I ever repay you?
-'''Grampa''': Punch that orderly who takes sips out of my juice.
-'''Homer''': Done.
-(Cut to Homer punching an orderly who is about to make a bed.)
-'''Grampa''': No, wait. That's the guy that saved my life.
 ----
+:(Grampa suggests that Homer should go see Professor Frink to help him remember what happened the night before.)
-'''Homer''': Strap me in, nerd!
+:'''Homer''': Really? Oh, that's great, Dad. How can I ever repay you?
+:'''Grampa''': Punch that orderly who takes sips out of my juice.
-'''Professor Frink''': To me, "nerd" stands for Not Even Remotely Dorky. So thank you. Thank you for the compliment.
+:'''Homer''': Done.
+:(Cut to Homer punching an orderly who is about to make a bed.)
+:'''Grampa''': No, wait. That's the guy that saved my life.
 ----
+:'''Homer''': Strap me in, nerd!
-(Homer assumes the worst when he sees Marge on the couch with Duffman.)
+:'''Professor Frink''': To me, "nerd" stands for Not Even Remotely Dorky. So thank you. Thank you for the compliment.
-'''Homer''': The mother of my children with the reason for my children!
 ----
+:(Homer assumes the worst when he sees Marge on the couch with Duffman.)
-'''Homer''': Dad, I can't remember what I did last night. Do have any idea?
+:'''Homer''': The mother of my children with the reason for my children!
-'''Grampa''': You come to me for help rememberin'? That's like asking your horse to do your taxes...which I did in 1998. (Shows a photo of horse using an adding machine.)
 ----
+:'''Homer''': Dad, I can't remember what I did last night. Do have any idea?
-(Homer seeks Flanders help to find out what happened to him.)
+:'''Grampa''': You come to me for help rememberin'? That's like asking your horse to do your taxes...which I did in 1998. (Shows a photo of horse using an adding machine.)
+----
+:(Homer seeks Flanders help to find out what happened to him.)
+:'''Homer''': Flanders, why did you call the cops last night?
+:'''Ned''': I had to. I heard a hubbub, Bub.
+:'''Homer''': What did I do?
+:'''Ned''': Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.
-'''Homer''': Flanders, why did you call the cops last night?
-'''Ned''': I had to. I heard a hubbub, Bub.
-'''Homer''': What did I do?!
-'''Ned''': Well, I can't say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.
-----
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