At Long Last Leave
Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart
How I Wet Your Mother
Homer: [Seeing Bart's "Dope" tags] That guy in the poster seems awfully familiar.
Sees reflection in rear view mirror.
Homer: Don't just stand there. Think of a theory.

Bart: I want to show you that I'm sorry, and they say a picture is worth a thousand words, so...
Spray-paints "I'm Sorry" on the hood of the car.
Homer: You just ruined my car.
Bart: Correction, I just made it ten times more valuable.
Homer: Five thousand dollars? Woo-hoo!

Homer: Now, now, Homer. Can't strangle the boy on his mother's birthday. Juries hate that.

Homer: [Laying his head on the cedar chips on the rabbit cage] This isn't so comfortable. I don't see how a rabbit can... [falls asleep]

Lisa: Hey, merry pranksters. Dinner's ready.
Bart: Dammit, she knows! All right, what will it take to buy your silence?
Lisa: Just throw in a couple of "Fur is murder"s.
Bart: How is fur murder? They're just animals.
Lisa: Dad!
Bart: Okay, okay, fur is murder! Everything's murder.

Lisa: I don't think dad is coming.
Marge: [Looking at a painting of Homer as a horse's ass] I can see how this show isn't to his liking.

Bart: From now on, if anyone laughs at you, they're gonna have to go through me.
Homer: What about the Incredible Hulk riding a rhinoceros? Are you gonna stop him from laughing?
Bart: Is the Hulk laughing, or the rhinoceros?
Homer: Both, but the rhinoceros doesn't know why, he's just trying to fit in.

Lisa: I don't get it. How can you be an undercover cop?
Shepard Fairey: Don't look so surprised. For thirty years I've been telling people to obey.
Grandpa: What happened to you? You used to be the dean of the underground scene.
Shepard Fairey: I'm not about sucking up to posers anymore. I just sell them stuff now.

Milhouse: Every vandalism spree needs an obnoxious laughter.

Apu: For once the Indian has been outsourced.

Apu: Convenience forever, freshness never!

Homer: Finally, a supermarket with a clear premise - island something.
Bart: It's like going to Hawaii without all the murderous locals.

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The Falcon and the D'ohmanBart Stops to Smell the RooseveltsTreehouse of Horror XXIIReplaceable YouThe Food WifeThe Book JobThe Man in the Blue Flannel PantsThe Ten-Per-Cent SolutionHolidays of Future PassedPolitically Inept, with Homer SimpsonThe D'oh-cial NetworkMoe Goes from Rags to RichesThe Daughter Also RisesAt Long Last LeaveExit Through the Kwik-E-MartHow I Wet Your MotherThem, RobotBeware My Cheating BartA Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will Never Do AgainThe Spy Who Learned MeNed 'N Edna's BlendLisa Goes Gaga
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