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ā—„ She Used to Be My Girl
Fat Man and Little Boy
Midnight Rx ā–ŗ
Lisa and Janey: (singing and rhyming) Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. Miss Lucy went to Heaven and the steamboat went to-
Homer: (gasps)
Lisa and Janey: Hello operator, get me number 9, and if you disconnect me, I'll chop off your be-
Homer: (more gasps)
Lisa and Janey: -hind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass, Miss Lucy sat upon it and cut her big, fat...
Homer: (gasps, then passes out)
Lisa and Janey: Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more...
(Lisa gets hit by a spitball)
Lisa: Ow! Spitballs!

Bart: This is my last baby tooth.
Milhouse: That's the money tooth. I heard the Tooth Fairy pays triple for it!
Bart: Then hurry up and rip it out of my head!

Bart: (praying) God, please give your daughter, the Tooth Fairy the strength to carry my cash, and the integrity not to dip her wand in the till.

Mr. Burns: Why is everyone so insolent today?
Smithers: Well, today is Christmas sir.
Mr. Burns: I say when it's Christmas.

Bart: Goodbye, Spirogram, Sketch-N-Etch, Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos, Duopoly, Parchoosey, Humor Putty, and Sock 'Em Knock 'Em Cyborgs. Goodbye, childhood.

Homer: Oh, the couch is like that tree.


ā—„ Season 15 Season 16 Quotes Season 17 ā–ŗ
Treehouse of Horror XV ā€¢ All's Fair in Oven War ā€¢ Sleeping with the Enemy ā€¢ She Used to Be My Girl ā€¢ Fat Man and Little Boy ā€¢ Midnight Rx ā€¢ Mommie Beerest ā€¢ Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass ā€¢ Pranksta Rap ā€¢ There's Something About Marrying ā€¢ On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister ā€¢ Goo Goo Gai Pan ā€¢ Mobile Homer ā€¢ The Seven-Beer Snitch ā€¢ Future-Drama ā€¢ Don't Fear the Roofer ā€¢ The Heartbroke Kid ā€¢ A Star is Torn ā€¢ Thank God It's Doomsday ā€¢ Home Away from Homer ā€¢ The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star
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