She Used to Be My Girl
Fat Man and Little Boy
Midnight Rx
Lisa and Janey: (singing and rhyming) Miss Lucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell. Miss Lucy went to Heaven and the steamboat went to-
Homer: (gasps)
Lisa and Janey: Hello operator, get me number 9, and if you disconnect me, I'll chop off your be-
Homer: (more gasps)
Lisa and Janey: -hind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass, Miss Lucy sat upon it and cut her big, fat...
Homer: (gasps, then passes out)
Lisa and Janey: Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more...
(Lisa gets hit by a spitball)
Lisa: Ow! Spitballs!

Bart: This is my last baby tooth.
Milhouse: That's the money tooth. I heard the Tooth Fairy pays triple for it!
Bart: Then hurry up and rip it out of my head!

Bart: (praying) God, please give your daughter, the Tooth Fairy the strength to carry my cash, and the integrity not to dip her wand in the till.

Mr. Burns: Why is everyone so insolent today.
Smithers: Well today is Christmas sir.
Mr. Burns: I say when it's Christmas.
Bart: Goodbye, Spirogram, Sketch-N-Etch, Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos, Duopoly, Parchoosey,

Season 15 Season 16 Quotes Season 17
Treehouse of Horror XVAll's Fair in Oven WarSleeping with the EnemyShe Used to Be My GirlFat Man and Little BoyMidnight RxMommie BeerestHomer and Ned's Hail Mary PassPranksta RapThere's Something About MarryingOn a Clear Day I Can't See My SisterGoo Goo Gai PanMobile HomerThe Seven-Beer SnitchFuture-DramaDon't Fear the RooferThe Heartbroke KidA Star is TornThank God It's DoomsdayHome Away from HomerThe Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star
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