Quotes[]
| “ | If the boy wants to smoosh, the boy will smoosh. | „ |
| ~ Fat Tony, to the Squeaky-Voiced Teen at the ice cream parlor regarding Ralph touching the ice cream toppings |
| “ | And there's no better exercise than killing and disemboweling a big fat snitch. | „ |
| ~ Fat Tony, back when he was Fit Tony, contemplating on killing Homer for causing the original Fat Tony's death before |
| “ | Disgusting! And you give the Kiss of Death with those lips? | „ |
| ~ Fat Tony, when he was appalled at Louie for asking in baby talk on killing someone off in front of Maggie |
| “ | I like you. I don't know whether or not to knock you on your kisser or kiss you on your knockers. | „ |
| ~ Fat Tony, flirting with Selma |
| “ | Freakin' millennials. | „ |
| ~ Fat Tony, regarding Legs, Louie, and Johnny confiding him on being "Weapons" to him |
| “ | The three of us, we are not so different. | „ |
| ~ Fat Tony, while having a drink at Giuseppe's with Homer and Chief Wiggum |
| “ | How could you, Nicky? I would've given you everything. In the strip club of my heart, you held the key to the champagne room. I loved you, man! | „ |
| ~ Fat Tony's last words before his death.[src] |