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The Female Golem was the wife of the Male Golem.

Marge and Lisa Simpson made the Female Golem out of Play-Doh to be the mate of the Male Golem. She was beautiful but spoke with an obnoxious attitude, one that happened to be perfect for the male golem. After ridiculing the dress she was wearing as being like "a lion ate a parrot and then threw up," Homer grabbed an axe and advanced on her, saying "Well, back to the drawing board," before the Male Golem stopped him and said she was perfect.

The Female Golem and the Male Golem were later married in a Jewish wedding. She even manages to bribe the chief for the Male Golem's murders

Behind the Laughter[]

The Jewish female golem, with her motley dress, obsessive attitude towards her fashion and nasal voice, is probably a nod to Fran Drescher's characters in the series The Nanny and film The Beautician and the Beast.

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