Just Stamp the Ticket Man

The title of this article is conjectural. Though the topic is found within The Simpsons universe, a proper name is not available.

The "Just Stamp the Ticket Man" is the name given to a man who frequently appears to make sarcastic or angry remarks.

History[]

The man goes to the Leftorium to get his parking validated because it is the only store that does it without requiring a purchase. Ned Flanders says he is 'right as rain,' or, as we say around here, 'left as rain,' but the man bluntly responds, "Just stamp the ticket."^[2] When the Squeaky-Voiced Teen tries to hand him a flyer he brushes him, saying, "Don't touch me."^[3] He later tells Barney Gumble (who is handing out flyers dressed as a big baby) that he "sickens" him.^[4] At the Springfield Swap Meet, he derides Marge's "cool" wishbone necklaces, stating he doubted his "son or daughter is that stupid".^[5] He informs Homer he could have used the money he lost from not working to buy tickets to the Pigskin Classic football game from a scalper, rather than camping out for eight days to get to the front of the line.^[6] The man tries to buy $2 worth of gas from the Kwik-E-Mart but is disgusted by Apu's overcharging.^[7] He later punches a hippie singing "Sunshine on My Shoulders" during Springfield's heat wave,^[8] and punches Homer in Springfield Mall when he approaches to suggest he looks "like a man who needs help satisfying his wife."

He later works as a Naval Recruiter. When Homer signs up for the Naval Reserve, he panics as Homer tries to answer the crossed out question "Are you a homosexual?", fearing he could lose his job.^[9]

He later appears in church and was present during Trappuccino in The Simpsons Movie

In "The Fat Blue Line", he makes a cameo appearance, now having brown hair and a green shirt again.

Behind the laughter[]

He has been dubbed "Just Stamp the Ticket" Guy after his line in "When Flanders Failed". Josh Weinstein calls him the "Just Stamp The Ticket Man" in his and Bill Oakley's Q&A with NoHomers.net.^[10]
It is possible that the appearance in "Simpson Tide" is not the same character. The character looks just like him, but does not sound the same although he is still voiced by Hank Azaria.
A character that very heavily resembles him appears in Homer The Heretic, this character has the same voice and face, the only difference is that this character has a different hair cut and hair color.
He was originally going to appear in The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase, but was cut for unknown reasons.
A deleted scene for Homer the Smithers had Smithers and Flanders both attempting to offer help beyond what his specific request was, causing the man, clearly fed up with not getting it immediately completed, stormed out and said he'll just learn to do things right-handed.

Gallery[]

Just Stamp The Ticket Man with Ned Flanders

Just Stamp The Ticket Man about to walk past Barney Gumble dressed as a big baby

Appearances[]

Episode – "When Flanders Failed"
Episode – "Bart the Murderer"
Episode – "Homer Alone"
Episode – "Mr. Plow"
Episode – "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
Episode – "Bart's Inner Child" (with brown skin)
Episode – "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
Episode – "Homer and Apu"
Episode – "Deep Space Homer"
Episode – "Homer Loves Flanders"
Episode – "Bart of Darkness"
Episode – "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
Episode – "Homer the Great"
Episode – "Homer the Smithers" (deleted scene)
Episode – "Bart After Dark"
Episode – "The Twisted World of Marge Simpson"
Episode – "Grade School Confidential"
Episode – "Homer's Enemy"
Episode – "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase" (deleted scene)
Episode – "The Principal and the Pauper"
Episode – "Simpson Tide"
Episode – "Home Away from Homer"
– The Simpsons Movie
Episode – "At Long Last Leave"
Episode – "Lisa Goes Gaga"
Episode – "Labor Pains"
Episode – "Super Franchise Me"
Episode – "Walking Big & Tall"
Episode – "The Fat Blue Line"

The Simpsons: Season Five
"Homer's Barbershop Quartet":	"Cape Feare":	"Homer Goes to College":	"Rosebud":	"Treehouse of Horror IV":
Minor	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Marge on the Lam":	"Bart's Inner Child":	"Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood":	"The Last Temptation of Homer":	"$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo
"Homer the Vigilante":	"Bart Gets Famous":	"Homer and Apu":	"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy":	"Deep Space Homer":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent
"Homer Loves Flanders":	"Bart Gets an Elephant":	"Burns' Heir":	"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song":	"The Boy Who Knew Too Much":
Minor	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Lady Bouvier's Lover":	"Secrets of a Successful Marriage":
Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Six
"Bart of Darkness":	"Lisa's Rival":	"Another Simpsons Clip Show":	"Itchy & Scratchy Land":	"Sideshow Bob Roberts":
Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Treehouse of Horror V":	"Bart's Girlfriend":	"Lisa on Ice":	"Homer Badman":	"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo
"Fear of Flying":	"Homer the Great":	"And Maggie Makes Three":	"Bart's Comet":	"Homie the Clown":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Bart vs. Australia":	"Homer vs. Patty and Selma":	"A Star is Burns":	"Lisa's Wedding":	"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The PTA Disbands":	"'Round Springfield":	"The Springfield Connection":	"Lemon of Troy":	"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Seven
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two)":	"Radioactive Man":	"Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily":	"Bart Sells His Soul":	"Lisa the Vegetarian":
Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Treehouse of Horror VI":	"King-Size Homer":	"Mother Simpson":	"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming":	"The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Marge Be Not Proud":	"Team Homer":	"Two Bad Neighbors":	"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield":	"Bart the Fink":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Lisa The Iconoclast":	"Homer The Smithers":	"The Day The Violence Died":	"A Fish Called Selma":	"Bart on the Road":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent
"22 Short Films About Springfield":	"Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"":	"Much Apu About Nothing":	"Homerpalooza":	"Summer of 4 Ft. 2":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Eight
"Treehouse of Horror VII":	"You Only Move Twice":	"The Homer They Fall":	"Burns, Baby Burns":	"Bart After Dark":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Cameo
"A Milhouse Divided":	"Lisa's Date with Density":	"Hurricane Neddy":	"El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)":	"The Springfield Files":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"The Twisted World of Marge Simpson":	"Mountain of Madness":	"Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious":	"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show":	"Homer's Phobia":
Cameo	Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent
"Brother from Another Series":	"My Sister, My Sitter":	"Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment":	"Grade School Confidential":	"The Canine Mutiny":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Cameo	Absent
"The Old Man and the Lisa":	"In Marge We Trust":	"Homer's Enemy":	"The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase":	"The Secret War of Lisa Simpson":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Cameo	Absent

The Simpsons: Season Nine
"The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson":	"The Principal and the Pauper":	"Lisa's Sax":	"Treehouse of Horror VIII":	"The Cartridge Family":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent	Absent
"Bart Star":	"The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons":	"Lisa the Skeptic":	"Realty Bites":	"Miracle on Evergreen Terrace":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent
"All Singing, All Dancing":	"Bart Carny":	"The Joy of Sect":	"Das Bus":	"The Last Temptation of Krust":
Absent	Absent	Cameo	Absent	Absent
"Dumbbell Indemnity":	"Lisa the Simpson":	"This Little Wiggy":	"Simpson Tide":	"The Trouble with Trillions":
Absent	Cameo	Absent	Minor	Absent
"Girly Edition":	"Trash of the Titans":	"King of the Hill":	"Lost Our Lisa":	"Natural Born Kissers":
Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent	Absent

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[1] The Twisted World of Marge Simpson

[2] "When Flanders Failed"

[3] "Homer Alone"

[4] "Mr. Plow"

[5] "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"

[6] "Homer Loves Flanders"

[7] "Homer and Apu"

[8] "Bart of Darkness"

[9] "Simpson Tide"

[10] ttp://www.nohomers.net/showthread.php?p=1289808&highlight=stamp#post1289808

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