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Five Characters in Search of an Author |
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Homer Simpson[]
Through the level[]
- Who is the creator? I like to think it's the guy who created us.
- Holy macaroni! This guy's loaded!
- This guy thinks he's better than me.
- I can be this rich, I'd just choose not to be.
- (listening to the doorbell) I have sudden urge to sit on a couch.
- (listening to the doorbell) What the? I suddenly wanna send money to Danny Elfman.
- Aw, even his lawn's nicer than mine. Maybe I should try hydro-seeding.
- You know who would love living here?... Poor people...
- This mansion looks bigger than the inside of Snoopy's doghouse.
- (screams) Our creator looks like a grad student!
- (gasp) That weird thing I saw once!
Fighting enemies - Blue-haired Lawyers[]
- Dude, quit sharpening your pencils!
- The movie Legal Eagles was terrible!
- You're not the first lawyer I've beaten.
- It looks like you just had... an accidente.
- If I had the time, I'd drink your blood.
- Lawyer is Latin for "nerd"!
Fighting enemies - Matt Groening[]
- How dare you name me after your father!
- In your face, creator!
- In Russia, I created you!
- In another life, we could've been friends.
- Stop drawing me stupid!
- Stop signing your name on my **s!
Bart Simpson[]
Through the level[]
- Let me breathe into the well... (sniffs) ...ah... exquisite...
- Check out this creepy artwork... (shudders)
- Whoa! This creator's like Richie Rich, except straight.
- This place is huge! Check it out... BOOGER!
- (referring to the theme tune doorbell) That song... it's been haunting me for years!
- I'm Bart Simpson, but who the **** is my creator?
- This place is amazing, I don't know what to break first!
Fighting enemies - Blue-haired Lawyers[]
- You're just Milhouse in a suit...
- I bet you were nerds in grade school.
- Your ties are ugly.
- Go chase an ambulance!
- You just failed the Bart Exam!
- Go sharpen a pencil!
- Battling lawyers is every scumwads fantasy.
Fighting enemies - Zoidberg[]
- You're my least favorite Billy West character.
- Nobody gets your jokes.
- You're too gross, even for me!
- Don't you dare get ink on me!
- Take that, lobster face!
Fighting enemies - Bender[]
- You were too weird for network TV!
- Ahhhh! It's Bender, from Futurama!
- You're just a mechanical Homer!
- Go cry to Leela!
- Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.
Fighting enemies - Matt Groening[]
- You sucked at Comic-Con!
- Your animation style is crude, dude!
- Go write "Life in **"!
Blue-haired Lawyers[]
- Lawyers rule! Non-lawyers drool!
- Eat off, freaks!
- I'll turn you into a habeous corpus!
- Lawyers attack!
- I'll sue everybody.....
- This is the case of awesome lawyers versus stupid jerks!
- I'm taking you to court.
- Ow, my lawyer head.
- Suck pencil!
- I call for a RECESS!
- Help me American Bar Association!
- I went to Brandeis for this?!
Matt Groening[]
Watching Homer and Bart[]
- I wish I created Family Guy!
- Look, I've teleported, just like in Star Trek!
- Hey jack**ses, eat MY shorts!
- I'm gonna kill you... and put your images on sugary breakfast cereals!
- Well if it isn't Fat Man and Little Boy... or should I say Fat Ugly Man and Stupid Little Boy!
- When you guys are dead, I'm gonna marry Marge!
- I've brought you into this world so I can take you out!
- You made me rich, now I'll make you dead!
- Ah, like many successful artists I resent my own creations!
- Thanks for the mansion, losers!
Attacked[]
- Agh! Curtain burn! Curtain burn!
- Why did I agree to be in this stupid videogame?!
- You don't scare me, I'm friends with Linda Berry.
- Ugh! My evil plan's being foiled by a curtain! Yet again!
- Agh! I broke my iPod!
Bender[]
Cutscene (non-DS only)[]
- Aw, snap!
Attacking Homer and Bart[]
- Asimov's first law of robotics: Robots rule!
- Bender likes to bend human flesh.
- your high ratings!
- Exterminate! Exterminate!
- Hey fleshies, you suck!
- I'm coming back strong on DVD, baby!
- I'm gonna bend the **** out of you!
- I'm gonna go I, Robot on your **ses!
- I'm gonna wear your skin like a Mardi Gras costume!
- I know it's a cliche but - crush, kill, destroy!
- I was a hit on the Cartoon Network.
- Kill all humans, especially you!
- Metal beats meat!
- The future's gonna kick your **s!
- You stupid sacks of meat!
Attacked (non-DS only)[]
- Anyone have any spare parts?
- Gah, I'm bleeding oil interally!
- I fell on my hard disk!
- I messed myself...
- I need a sexy robot nurse!
- I think I broke my floppy drive!
- I scratched my new paint job!
- Ow, my shiny metal **s!
- Robot down! Robot down!
- The Bender has become the bent!
Zoidberg[]
- After you die, latkes for everyone!
- Bow before Zoidberg!
- Even for non-lobsters, you're ugly!
- I'm a doctor of human killing...and podiatry!
- If you're looking for trouble, you found it!
- I slap my thorax in condempt!
- I will digest you in my stomach for a thousand years!
- I will lay my eggs in your brains!
- I will use your blood as leave-in conditioner!
- My claws will pinch your private areas!
- Oy, I'm gonna give you such a pinch on the tushy!
- The crustacean will crush you - get it?
- The lobster will eat a human roll. (laughs menacingly)
- When you're dead, I get your money!
- Zoidberg will bring eternal sleep!