- “Food hygienically stored... only one way to find out.”
- ―Frankie's last words
Frankie was a health inspector who entered Moe's Tavern one day for a routine inspection of the place.
As it turns out, he had been childhood friends with Moe and their fathers used to force them to fight each other. Frankie overlooked the obviously unsanitary conditions at Moe's Tavern, but he met his death when he ate from Moe's jar of pickled eggs. Frankie is replaced by a younger, less biased health inspector who ends up closing Moe's down.