- “I just like squealin’! It makes me feel big!”
- ―Frankie the Squealer
Frankie the Squealer is a low-level member of the Springfield Mafia and associate of Fat Tony. He is known, as his name suggests, for his indiscretion. He can't help squealing, because it makes him feel big. Even after suffering a beating at the hands of Legs and Louie, he continues to tell mafia secrets, such as Fat Tony's real name being Marion, which in turn, brings more punishment. The Springfield mafia, incompetent as they are, continue to retain Frankie's services, as he continues to be attacked, kidnapped, and poorly treated for his apparent continuing problem with keeping secrets. Despite this, however, his uncontrollable urge to commit indiscretion has also aided the mafia as well, as he informed Louie, Legs, and Fat Tony of Homer's location while pursuing him as revenge for ruining their Mob summit. He is very similar to the character Jimmy the Snitch.
He was said to be dead in Homer's Paternity Coot.
Frankie the Squealer wears a blue and purple suit, and has gold jewelry around his neck. He has dark skin and brown hair.
- Episode – "Insane Clown Poppy"
- Episode – "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
- THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XIV"
- Episode – "Homer's Paternity Coot"
- Episode – "Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)"
- Episode – "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
- Episode – "Donnie Fatso"
- THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXIII"
- Episode – "Penny-Wiseguys"
|Don Vittorio DiMaggio | Fit Fat Tony | Louie | Legs | Joey | Johnny Tightlips | Michael D'Amico | Frankie the Squealer | Jimmy the Snitch | Joey the Arsonist|
|Former Mafia Members|
|Fat Tony (deceased) | Bart Simpson | Homer Simpson | Nicky Bluepants Altosaxophony|