Mr. Burns: I need you to tell me who is worthy of surviving the Apocalypse with me.
I only want the sharpest razors in this town's Halloween candy.
Orson Welles [in the Nostradamus documentary]: The following film, made in 1982, was thought to be lost forever. Actually, it was misplaced in a box for the comedy Doctor Detroit... but its predictions are more terrifying than ever.
Orson Welles [sips champagne midway through his introduction]: Hello, I'm Orson... Welles, director of Citizen Kane.
Orson Welles: As well as the lower left hand square on Hollywood Squares.
Homer: Ooh, right next to Ruth Buzzi.
Orson Welles: In 1555, the prophet Nostradamus foretold a terrifying series of predictions, all of which came to pass: First, his own death; second, large wars in Europe, similar to the large wars he observed in Europe; and the breakup of Fleetwood Mac. But Nostradamus's final quatrain contained one more prediction yet to come: that shortly after the Antichrist becomes President, a flaming mushroom spreads across the sky.
Orson Welles [sipping champagne]: This champagne is terrible; it tastes like dryer sheets! But what does said mushroom signify? Nothing less than World War III!