Glasgow is a Scottish City, located on the River Clyde and 45 miles west of Edinburgh.


Groundskeeper Willie once stated that Acid Rain 'burns like a Glasgow bikini wax'.[1]

The city's name is seen on a bin used to store the Christmas letters from the city's citizens.[2]

Groundskeeper Willie once stated that his mother feet smell because she has to work in manure all day, but it is still the best Starbucks in Glasgow.[3]

Groundskeeper Willie insists that he is from neither Glasgow nor Edinburgh, but from Kirkwall in the Orkney Islands.[4]



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