The transcript of Good Night.
Part #1: Bart[]
[Homer is setting Bart to bed.]
- Homer: Well, good night, son.
- Bart: Erm, Dad?
- Homer: Yeah.
- Bart: What is the mind? Is it just a system of impulses, or is it.. :something tangible?
- Homer: Relax! What is mind, no matter, what is matter, never mind! Hahahaha!
- Bart: [Not entirely convinced] Thanks, Dad.
- Homer: Good night, son.
[The lights go off, but Bart's eyes remain wide open, and one turns red.]
Part #2: Lisa[]
[Marge is setting Lisa to bed.]
- Marge: Good night, Lisa.
- Lisa: Good night, Mom.
- Marge: Sweet dreams.
- Lisa: [wearily] Thanks, Mom.
- Marge: Sleep tight.
- Lisa: I will Mom.
- Marge: Don't let the bed bugs bite.
[Marge turns the light off, and Lisa eyes remain open.]
- Lisa: Bed bugs?
Part #3: Maggie[]
[Marge is setting Maggie to bed.] [Maggie sucks her pacifier]
- Marge: Rock a bye baby, [screen changes to Maggie's imagination of the lullaby] in the tree tops. When the wind blows, the cradle will rock. When the bow breaks, the cradle will fall, and down will come baby, cradle and all.
[Maggie's fantasy stops, and she is sucking her pacifier quickly.]
- Marge: Sweet dreams.
[The lights go off, and Maggie's eyeballs briefly pop out of their sockets.]
Part #4: Marge & Homer[]
[Marge and Homer are talking together in bed.]
- Homer: We may be the best parents in the world.
- Marge: Mmm... good night, dear.
[They kiss each other.] [Bart, Lisa and Maggie come in waving their arms frantically and talking almost complete gibberish.]
- Marge: [reluctantly] All right, climb in.
[The kids zip in to the bed.]
- Homer: There's nothing to worry about, now everyone go to sleep. Good night.
[The lights turn off somehow. The family close their eyes, one by one.]
- Maggie: Dada. [She closes her eyes.]