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Treehouse of Horror XXX
Gorillas on the Mast
Marge the Lumberjill
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Homer: Sweetie, if they're so unhappy, why are they wagging their tails?
Lisa: That's how fish swim.
Homer: Well, I say they're happy.

Boat salesman: I don't know what you do for a living, but me? I'm in the dream business.
Homer: I thought you sold boats. Make up your mind, liar.

Lisa: We did it. We set a captive animal free. Pretty cool, huh, Bart?
Bart: Look how happy that thing is. Lis, this is a new feeling. We helped a whale be free and now I feel wonderful.
Lisa: What you're searching for is "altruism."

Homer: Okay, guess whose boat this is.
Marge: I hope it's not Johnny Depp's. He's already in so much financial trouble.
Homer: Brace yourself, baby. It's ours.
Marge: [gasps] You bought this boat?
Homer: No. We bought this boat. You just weren't aware.
Season 30 Season 31 Quotes Season 32
The Winter of Our Monetized ContentGo Big or Go HomerThe Fat Blue LineTreehouse of Horror XXXGorillas on the MastMarge the LumberjillLivin' La Pura VidaThanksgiving of HorrorTodd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?Bobby, It's Cold OutsideHail to the TeethThe Miseducation of Lisa SimpsonFrinkcoinBart the Bad GuyPlaydate with DestinyScreenlessBetter Off NedHighway to WellThe Incredible Lightness of Being a BabyWarrin' Priests (Part One)Warrin' Priests (Part Two)The Hateful Eight-Year-OldsThe Way of the Dog
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