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The Fortune Teller is a woman who has a fortune telling tent in the forest nearby Springfield's renaissance fair. When Lisa Simpson was chasing after the esquilax, she came across the gypsy's tent. The gypsy offered to tell her future. She takes out tarot cards depicting "death" (a positive card) and "the happy squirrel" (a negative one).

She proceeded to tell the story of a college-age Lisa's relationship with Hugh Parkfield, a relationship that started out very positive only to go into chaos when Huge could not bring himself to accept the unintelligence of the Simpson family. When Lisa asked if she would ever actually find true love, the gypsy remarked that she would; however, she told this disheartening tale because her specialty is "relationships where you get jerked around".

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Joystick Video gameThe Simpsons: Tapped Out

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