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- Artie Ziff: It's me, Artie Ziff, in prerecorded form. So you can't talk to me.
- Homer: I can't?
- Artie Ziff: No, you can't. Pause for laughs, and thank you.
- Bart: Artie Ziff? Isn't that the rich guy who could have been our dad?
- Homer: I am the only man your mother has ever been with and she doesn't have a single regret!
- Marge: Well...
- Homer: You stay out of this, Marge!
- Lisa: What I have is an agenda for this school, an agenda that looks forward. I can deliver results, while my opponent can't even spell "results".
- Dubya: Yes, I can! R-E-squiggly letter, bucket letter, tall man, little plus sign, squiggly letter. Results!