The Simpsons Movie
He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs
The Homer of Seville
(Mr. Burns is at the mall, next to a fountain)
Mr. Burns: Hello, what do we have here?
(notices a penny at the bottom of the fountain)
Mr. Burns: But, why would I need another penny, when I have billions? Although, maybe I should take it to keep it out of the hands of that hoodlum over there.
(Ralph is now visible, licking an ice cream cone, not realizing that the ice cream has dropped to the ground)

(Bart's class enters a Krusty Burger on the way back to school from a field trip)
Milhouse: Principal Skinner, why did we have to leave the Touch and Learn Reptile House so early?
Principal Skinner: Because somebody was riding the giant tortoise naked.
Otto: It wasn't my fault, the drinking fountain dared me to do it.

(A helicopter attempts to rescue Lionel Richie after the private jet crashes into the water)
Helicopter Pilot: Mr. Richie, your American Music Awards are weighing you down. Let them go!
Lionel Richie: You let yours go!
Helicopter Pilot: I don't have any.
Lionel Richie: Of course you don't! (laughs smugly)

Mr. Burns: Why do I need another penny? I have billions. Still, if I don't take it, that hoodlum over there might.

Homer: Oh, what's the point of putting my socks on? I'd just have to take them off again a week later.

Marge: Homer, you smell like Chicago. Did you fly there in a commercial airline?
Homer: No way. Commercial is for losers and terrorists. I flew in a private plane.
Marge: Wow, is it much different from normal plane?
Homer: Please, tell me you’re joking. It’s the difference between champagne and carbonated pee.

Colby Krause: Homer, here in the bowling alley, you're a totally different man. Relaxed, confident...
Homer: Is this going somewhere?
Colby Krause: What we have to do is figure a way to make "Bowling Alley Homer" into "Everyday Homer".
Lenny: I have an aunt who became an uncle. Is it like that? (After some awkward silence, Lenny wanders off) I want you to wear those bowling shoes out the door and everywhere you go. It's crazy, but it just might work!
Homer: Dr. Frederick J. Waxman, you're a genius!
Colby Krause: That's not my name.
Homer: I wasn't talking to you.

(Homer arrives home after his first day on the "new" job)
Marge: So, how was your first day at your new job?
Homer: Oh, it was great! Flew to Tulsa on the company jet. Did my job in a way consistent with I what I already told you. (nervously) Because that's what you do...when you have a job.
Lisa: I'm so proud of you, Dad!
Homer: Stop peppering me with questions!

Mr. Burns: (to Homer) Now let's enjoy the Miami of Canada: Chicago!

(When Homer pays a private jet pilot)
Homer: Okay, so this should be enough money to get me up in the air, have a frank talk with Marge, then maybe eat a deviled egg.
Pilot: Well, anything for a fellow Marine.
Homer: (salutes) Yeah, Semper fudge.
Pilot: Uh, did you just say "Semper fudge"?
Homer: No, I said the right thing.

Mr. Burns (to Homer): You saved my life! There must be something I can do for you.
Homer: (thinks) A cookie! No, a car! No, a cookie!
Mr. Burns: You're getting a free dinner.
Homer: (gasps)
Mr. Burns: With...
Homer: Yeah?
Mr. Burns: ...Me!
Homer: Me? But that's you!

(When Homer takes the control of the jet)
Marge: Homie, what are you doing? You don't know how to fly!
Homer: I drove a car over a cliff once! How different could it be? (looks out through the windshield) Hmm, what's the ocean doing in the sky?

(After Bart catches Homer at Krusty Burger instead of his "new" job)
Homer: I couldn't bear to tell your mother, so I hang out here all day.
Bart: But, Dad, you gotta tell her. She's been buying brand-name groceries.
Homer: Brands like "Miser's Choice" and "Day-Old Delights"?
Bart: No, things rich people buy, like Campbell's Soup and Pepsodent.

(When Mr. Burns takes Homer out for dinner)
Mr. Burns: So, Simpson, I hear you like pizza pie.
Homer: I do! My favorite is Chicago deep-dish.
Mr. Burns: Chicago, eh? Well, what if I took us there now?
Homer: Drive to Chicago? I don't have time for that. I have to be back at work by Monday and my boss is a total jerk.

(While Homer is at Krusty Burger)
Homer: One small coffee, please, and a bunch of those placemats with the mazes on them.
Jeremy Freedman: They're all the same maze.
Homer: Somebody's gotta do 'em.

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