Chief Wiggum: Okay, you just bought yourself a 317: Pointing out police stupidity. Or is that a 314? No, no, 314 is a dog, uh, in, no, is that a 315? You're in trouble, pal.
Marge: I can't get Maggie to eat. Maybe if you try…
Homer: Oh, I'm twenty-six hours late for work, no time for Maggie…Ooh, Where's Waldo!!! No, no, this would be a lot easier without all these people. Nope, no (gasps) It's him! No.
Homer: Waldo, where are you?
Homer: Lisa honey, do you need any help with your homework?
Lisa: (sarcastic) Sure! You can help me find three words where "Y" is the vowel.
Homer: Very good Maggie, but you stepped a little bit over the line so I will have to give you a 5. (Maggie looks at Homer in disgust) And that gives you a score of... 295. (Overhead scoreboard shows Homer winning 296-295) 295 isn't bad for a baby.