Holidays of Future Passed
Homer Apu (Waking up after falling asleep in mashed potatoes,Marge had just put a christmas hat on his head and he has a beard of mashed potatoes. He sees his reflection in a plate. )
Abe Bart : (thinking) Ha ha ha! I'll just dump 'em at my Mom's!Bart's Elder Son Bart : **** it!Milhouse Lisa Milhouse : I can’t believe we put a man on the sun, but we can't stop my sneezing, Achooo!Bart : I can't believe she got married. I have no one. It's so hard to find somebody new.Ned Maude's Ghost Ned : (chuckles) Isn't she pretty?Bart : The boys think I'm a lousy father.Lisa : Aw. Poor Bart. My daughter thinks I'm a lousy mother.Bart : Muhaha! Sorry.Lisa : Meh. It's OK. But you know who took her side? Marge Bouvier Simpson.Bart : Pft. What did she do?Lisa : She told me to relax me bake cookies!Bart : Did'ya bake some?Lisa : Yes, and they were some of the best cookies ever made in this house- But THAT IS NOT THE POINT!Selma's Lovebot your sister's Concu-droid.Homer : [touched the boys have forgiven Bart] If those boys can forgive their train wreck of a father, maybe I can forgive...[Homer de-freezes Abe] Abe [Homer re-freezes Abe and then de-freezes him] Grampa : Lawn chair-breaking...[Homer re-freezes Abe and then de-freezes him] Grampa : Hair-losing...[Homer re-freezes Abe and then de-freezes him] Grampa : Marge-loving...[Homer re-freezes Abe and then de-freezes him] Grampa : Barometer dropping[Homer re-freezes Abe and then de-freezes him] Grampa : Father freezing.[Homer re-freezes Abe and then de-freezes him] Grampa : But you'd always come and get me when I wandered out on the freeway. Because deep down you couldn't stand to see me smooshed.[Homer and Abe reconcile] [at the hospital] Hospital Administrator : Sorry, but there's no room at the in-patient facility.Kearney : Lady, this is Maggie Simpson, she just played a sold-out show in Beijing!Hospital Administrator : A star in the east... let me see... We do have a little room in the manger. I mean, mangier wing.[Maggie shakes her head yes] [After Thanksgiving dinner, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie are stuffed from eating]
Bart : [takes off his belt, letting his stomach expand, and groans]
Lisa : [takes off her pearl necklace, letting her neck expand, and sighs in relief]
Maggie : [unstraps her diaper, letting her belly expand and smiles, before taking out her pacifier, and burps loudly]
Homer : [appears from under the table] I'll never eat turkey again. Marge! We got any ham?
