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Clown V. Board of Education
Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass
Homer's Crossing

Homer: Hold on, I'm eating my thoughts.

Ralph: (to Homer) You died and went to hell. Ralph knows!

Homer: I need a safe-deposit box. Want to know why?
Richard: Well, that's why I got into banking for the first place, for the thrilling stories.
Homer: Well, this morning, I was on my break at the nuclear power plant.
Richard: Uh-huh.
Homer: So I went and got myself a bag of chips. Potato chips.
Richard: I feel like I'm at a story slam right now.
Homer: They were so delicious and salty and chompy, and before long, they were all gone.
Richard: No.
Homer: Almost!
Richard: Oh! There's a twist?
Homer: But then I pulled out this. A chip that looks exactly like John Travolta. And that's why I need a safe-deposit box to protect this treasure forever.
Richard: (sighs) "Don't study opera staging in Vienna," they said. "Work in a bank," they said.

Homer: Why you little unreliable narrator! (grabs a piece of windshield glass) Ow! Glass is sharp!

Goobie-Woo: That's the end, b**ch!

Season 33 Season 34 Quotes Season 35
Habeas TortoiseOne Angry LisaLisa the Boy ScoutThe King of NiceNot ItTreehouse of Horror XXXIIIFrom Beer to PaternityStep Brother from the Same PlanetWhen Nelson Met LisaGame Done ChangedTop GoonMy Life as a VlogThe Many Saints of SpringfieldCarl Carlson Rides AgainBartlessHostile Kirk PlacePin GalFan-ily FeudWrite Off This EpisodeThe Very Hungry CaterpillarsClown V. Board of EducationHomer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass
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