From The Simpsons Library of Wisdom's The Homer Book.
- Energy supply.
- Ball racks with bowling balls - "Prepare to commence hurling!"
- Large beverage cup holders.
- Luxurious, hard plastic, on-deck, banquette-style seats.
- Pro-Shop entrance - "Look like a pro instantly without all that tiresome practicing!"
- Standard issue hand-crippling device.
- Novelty Claw Prize machine (features cute plush animals, kazoos, magic tricks, lobster harmonicas, and Harvard diplomas).
- Floor surfaces (by the bar: sticky; on the lanes: slicky).
- Sweat-B-Gone Mystery Air Blower 3000.
- Scoring table.
- Free pencils with scorecards.
- Trophy case.
- Clock - "Any Time is Kegling Time!"
- Trap door in ceiling - holds "300 game" celebratory balloon.
- Entrance to "The Eleventh Frame."
- Courteous well-trained staff.
- Dusty shoe rental cubbyholes (behind front counter).
- Intercom microphone set to maximum distortion.
- Bowling-Fresh Shoe-Deodorizing Spray (sanitizes toilets, unclogs drains, and dissolves rust).