- “Two, four, six, eight, Homer's crime was very great! 'Great' meaning large or immense, we use it in the pejorative sense!”
- ―Protestors outside the Simpson home
"Homer Badman", also known as "Homer: Bad Man", is the ninth episode of Season 6.
Homer and Marge attend a candy convention and hires Ashley Grant to babysit for the kids. After the convention, Homer gives Ashley a ride home. Homer then notices a very rare Gummi candy stuck to the seat of her pants, so he reaches out and grabs it. Homer is accused of sexual harassment, and the entire town and the media are against him until Groundskeeper Willie saves the day by giving proof of Homer's innocence.
Homer and Marge attend a candy convention and hire Ashley Grant, a college student, to babysit Bart, Maggie, and Lisa. At the convention, Homer outfits Marge with an over-size trench-coat and is vigilant in smuggling out as much candy as possible in her pockets, to the point she has difficulty even moving until a Gummi Venus de Milo catches his eye. With the use of Marge as a distraction, Homer is able to steal the show's most valuable and rarest candy, the Gummi Venus, using a Buzz Cola and Poprox grenade to escape, possibly injuring many people.
That night, Homer searches for the Gummi Venus but is unable to find it. Marge reminds him to take Ashley home and Homer grudgingly agrees. While driving back to the college, Ashley misinterprets Homer's frustration of losing the Gummi Venus as sexual anger and tells him to pull over and let her out. When Ashley is getting out Homer's car, he sees the Gummi Venus stuck on the back of her pants and innocently grabs it, and Ashley turns around to see Homer drooling lustily, anticipating finally getting to eat the Gummi Venus. Misinterpreting this poor act for a deliberate sexual advance, Ashley runs off screaming in terror while Homer gleefully eats the candy.
The next morning, an angry mob of college students who attended Springfield College march onto the Simpsons' lawn and claims that Homer sexually harassed Ashley. Homer tries to explain his actions, but of course, the crowd doesn't believe him and express no interest in anything that might defend. Resulting Homer being endlessly harassed, with mob following him everywhere, including work (though Smithers halted the mob for a brief moment stating that they shouldn't be in Homer's office, only for Homer to claim that the mob was there with his permission.). Rock Bottom, a tabloid news show, wants to interview him about his predicament and Homer immediately agrees to be interviewed. However, the interview is heavily (and poorly) edited into a totally inaccurate segment where Homer is portrayed as a shameless pervert who openly admits to harassing Ashley. Matters go from bad to worse as a media circus arrives at the Simpson home and provides 24-hour coverage of Simpson household events such as Marge letting the cat out and the family watching TV. In the process, the media practically labels Homer as the worst person in the world and claim that everything he does, including slipping in the shower, is an act of perversion. Making matters worse, the FOX network airs a made-for-television movie titled Homer S.: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber (starring Dennis Franz as Homer), which depicts Homer as a depraved sexual predator. Now unable leave the house without being harassed, Homer begins to live indoors permanently for his own safety. However, Marge and Lisa come into the room and tell Homer they figured out the issue; the media wasn't interested in the proving Homer's innocence, they were interested in boosting their ratings and the controversy around Homer was a surefire way to raise them. They further suggest that Homer videotape his side of the story and air it on a public access TV channel. So, Homer films his side of the story and airs it on a public access channel, but since it aired on a graveyard time-slot, few people see it and all he succeeds in doing is angering an old-time bicyclist.
After seemingly doing everything in his power to set the record straight, Homer finally gives up and accepts that he will probably have to stay indoors for the rest of his life. However, Groundskeeper Willie arrives at the Simpson home, revealing that he also saw Homer's speech and that he has committed real acts of perversion by videotaping couples having sex in cars (with his defense being that while the practice is frowned upon in America, "everyone" in Scotland does it). During one such escapade, he captured on videotape what happened the night Homer took Ashley home, the footage clearly showing that Homer grabbed the Gummi Venus from Ashley's pants and never touched her. Lisa is ecstatic, declaring that the video completely clears Homer's name. They take the video to Ashley's college and show it to her and her colleagues, and she and the media subsequently apologize to Homer for labeling him a monster. Later, the Simpsons watch Rock Bottom on TV, where the show retracts its accusations of Homer (alongside many other claims it has made in the past). The very same episode, however, runs a segment that labels Willie as a disgusting voyeur ("Rowdy Roddy Peeper") and Homer immediately declares that Willie is evil. Marge reminds him that Willie was the one who saved his reputation and asks Homer if he learned anything from his experiences, to which Homer cheerfully replies that he hasn't learned a thing.
After Marge and the kids leave the room with disgusted looks, Homer hugs the TV and says, "Let's never fight again".
Behind the Laughter
Greg Daniels, the writer of the episode, originally pitched this episode as being more centered on Lisa's and Homer's opposing ideas on feminism. Eventually, the episode became more a satire of the media and shows like Hard Copy. David Mirkin, the show runner at the time, felt very strongly about the "tabloidization of the media" and has said that the episode is as current today as it was at the time and things have since gotten worse. Several gags in the episode are based on what real-life shows like Hard Copy would do, such as making people appear guilty without a trial as well as completely invading their privacy by setting up camp outside their homes.
Dennis Franz was the writers' second choice to play Homer in the TV movie; the first choice pulled out. The original actor, who they refused to name, was apparently "barrel chested."
According to David Mirkin, this episode is very highly ranked among Simpsons fans. In Entertainment Weekly's top 25 The Simpsons episodes in 2003, Homer Badman was placed eighteenth. The Quindecim, a college newspaper, made their own top 25 list, placing this episode at 15th place.
At the end of the episode a list of apology is scrolled across the screen faster than most people can read. The following was displayed:
- "Peoples' Choice Awards" is America's greatest honor.
- Styrofoam is not made from kittens.
- The UFO was a paper plate.
- The nerds on the Internet are not geeks.
- The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself.
- The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod.
- Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam.
- If you are reading this, you have no life.
- Roy Rogers was not buried in his horse.
- The other UFO was an upside down salad spinner.
- Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything.
- Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes.
- Our viewers are not pathetic sexless food tubes.
- Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds.
- The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang.
- Salt water does not chase the thirsties away.
- Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.
- Cats do not eventually turn into dogs.
- Bullets do not bounce off of fat guys.
- Recycling does not deplete the ozone.
- Everything is 10% fruit juice.
- The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream.
- Janet Reno is evil.
- V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline.
- Ted Koppel is a robot.
- Women aren't from Venus and men aren't from Mars.
- Fleiss does floss.
- Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures.
- Bart is bad to the bone.
- Godfrey Jones' wife is cheating on him.
- The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions.
- The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home.
- Everyone on TV is better than you.
- The people who are writing this have no life.