Cameraman: There aren't enough pixels in the world!
Producer: Yeah, umm, just cover it with Ryan Seacrest's head.
Homer: If I have enough strength, I'll take you up to the TV and show you how thin it is.
Carl: Ain't no party like a Lenny party, 'cause a Lenny party don't stop! (looks at his watch) Oh man, I've got work tomorrow. See ya.
Lisa: I've seen this same show on a different network.
Fox Executive: (stares at her nervously) Here, have a FOX sweatshirt.
Lisa: (puts it on and looks on the back) This is an ABC sweatshirt.
Executive: Yes, and it zips up all the way up! (zips up the sweatshirt, muffling Lisa's shouts, and sending her into a cage with a woman performing in front of two men in there)
Lisa: I don't understand, Dad. Our family has so many flaws, why must we share them with the world?
Homer: Because we'll be on TV! And earn enough money to buy a TV! TV!
Lisa: But, Dad!
Homer: Yes, TV-sa?
Lisa: Ergh, forget it.
Verity: Charles hasn't satisfied me in years.
Homer: Yeah, that's how I feel about Notre Dame football.
Charles: You're leaving me for him?
Homer: So it would appear. However, Cousin Itt there was born a woman.
Patty: What brought us together is how much we hate you!
Homer: Okay then. I'll just vote "no" on Prop 38 so you can't adopt! (Patty twists Homer's arm) Ooooowwww! Kidding! I don't vote! The voting place is up the hill and I never make it! (Patty twists Homer's arm harder)
Sideshow Mel: I've never seen a picture so highly-defined!
Brandine: Can you believe it, Cletus? Another party and we can't go.
Cletus: Yeah, just 'cause we's afraid to use an uppity-box.