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:''Apu shows Homer his handmade shrine''
 
:''Apu shows Homer his handmade shrine''
 
:'''Homer''': "Hey Ganesh, want a peanut?"
 
:'''Homer''': "Hey Ganesh, want a peanut?"
:'''Apu''': "Please do not offer peanuts to my god."
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:'''Apu''': "Please do not offer my god a peanut."
   
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<hr width=50%/>:''Homer wakes up to find himself in a burning building''
:''Homer wakes up to find himself in a burning building''
 
 
:'''Homer''': "Ahh! What do I do? What do I do?" [cough cough] "Oh, the song. The song!"
 
:'''Homer''': "Ahh! What do I do? What do I do?" [cough cough] "Oh, the song. The song!"
 
:[sings] ''When the fire starts to burn,''
 
:[sings] ''When the fire starts to burn,''
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:[realizes] ''D'oh!''
 
:[realizes] ''D'oh!''
   
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<hr width=50%/>:'''Homer''':" Flanders, you saved me! Why?"
:'''Homer''':" Flanders, you saved me! Why?"
 
 
:'''Ned''': "Heck! You'd'a done the same for me."
 
:'''Ned''': "Heck! You'd'a done the same for me."
 
:''Homer imagines Ned trapped and screaming for help, while he lounges in his hammock, laughing''
 
:''Homer imagines Ned trapped and screaming for help, while he lounges in his hammock, laughing''
 
:'''Homer''': "That's right, old friend."
 
:'''Homer''': "That's right, old friend."
   
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<hr width=50%/>:'''Homer''': "What's the meaning of life?"
:'''Homer''': "What's the meaning of life?"
 
 
:'''God''': "Homer, I can't tell you that. You'll find out when you die."
 
:'''God''': "Homer, I can't tell you that. You'll find out when you die."
 
:'''Homer''': "I can't wait that long!"
 
:'''Homer''': "I can't wait that long!"

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Homer: "Hey Apu, why are you not in church?"
Apu: "Oh, but I am in church! I have built a small shrine to Ganesh, the Hindu god of wisdom in the employee's lounge."
Apu shows Homer his handmade shrine
Homer: "Hey Ganesh, want a peanut?"
Apu: "Please do not offer my god a peanut."

:Homer wakes up to find himself in a burning building
Homer: "Ahh! What do I do? What do I do?" [cough cough] "Oh, the song. The song!"
[sings] When the fire starts to burn,
There's a lesson you must learn.
Something something, then you'll see:
You'll avoid catastrophe!
[realizes] D'oh!

:Homer:" Flanders, you saved me! Why?"
Ned: "Heck! You'd'a done the same for me."
Homer imagines Ned trapped and screaming for help, while he lounges in his hammock, laughing
Homer: "That's right, old friend."

:Homer: "What's the meaning of life?"
God: "Homer, I can't tell you that. You'll find out when you die."
Homer: "I can't wait that long!"
God: "You can't wait six months?"

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