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:'''Apu''': "Please do not offer my god a peanut."
 
:'''Apu''': "Please do not offer my god a peanut."
   
<hr width=50%/>:''Homer wakes up to find himself in a burning building''
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:'''Homer''': "Ahh! What do I do? What do I do?" [cough cough] "Oh, the song. The song!"
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:''Doorbell to Simpson residence rings. Homer answers the door to see it is Krusty going door-to-door appealing for donations.''
:[sings] ''When the fire starts to burn,''
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:'''Krusty''': Hello, I am with the American Federation of Jewish Clowns. We work to provide relief to victims of clown-related accidents. Just last year a gale wind caused the roof of a banquet hall to collapse. 54 clowns perished. The rescue workers had trouble finding everyone will all the nose squakers making noise. Oh, the humanity!
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:'''Homer''': Hey! Is this a religious thing?
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:'''Krusty''': A religious clown thing, sir.
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:''Homer slams door in Krusty's face.''
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:''Homer wakes up to find the Simpson residence is aflame and he is trapped inside.''
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:'''Homer''': Ahh! What do I do? What do I do? ''Homer coughs'' Oh, the song. The song!
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:'''Homer'''{singing}: ''When the fire starts to burn,''
 
:''There's a lesson you must learn.''
 
:''There's a lesson you must learn.''
 
:''Something something, then you'll see:''
 
:''Something something, then you'll see:''
 
:''You'll avoid catastrophe!''
 
:''You'll avoid catastrophe!''
:[realizes] ''D'oh!''
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:''Homer realizes he forgot the lyrics''
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:'''Homer'''{talking}: D'oh!
   
<hr width=50%/>:'''Homer''':" Flanders, you saved me! Why?"
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:'''Ned''': "Heck! You'd'a done the same for me."
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:'''Homer''': Flanders, you saved me! Why?
:''Homer imagines Ned trapped and screaming for help, while he lounges in his hammock, laughing''
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:'''Ned''': Heck! You would have done the same for me.
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:''Homer imagines the Flanders residence aflame. Ned is yelling out the window while Homer is lounging in the hammock''
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:'''Ned''': Help! Help!
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:'''Homer''': He he he he ha he.
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:''Homer returns to reality.''
 
:'''Homer''': "That's right, old friend."
 
:'''Homer''': "That's right, old friend."
   
<hr width=50%/>:'''Homer''': "What's the meaning of life?"
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:'''Homer''': "What's the meaning of life?"
 
:'''God''': "Homer, I can't tell you that. You'll find out when you die."
 
:'''God''': "Homer, I can't tell you that. You'll find out when you die."
 
:'''Homer''': "I can't wait that long!"
 
:'''Homer''': "I can't wait that long!"

Revision as of 18:34, July 26, 2010

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Homer: "Hey Apu, why are you not in church?"
Apu: "Oh, but I am in church! I have built a small shrine to Ganesh, the Hindu god of wisdom in the employee's lounge."
Apu shows Homer his handmade shrine
Homer: "Hey Ganesh, want a peanut?"
Apu: "Please do not offer my god a peanut."

Doorbell to Simpson residence rings. Homer answers the door to see it is Krusty going door-to-door appealing for donations.
Krusty: Hello, I am with the American Federation of Jewish Clowns. We work to provide relief to victims of clown-related accidents. Just last year a gale wind caused the roof of a banquet hall to collapse. 54 clowns perished. The rescue workers had trouble finding everyone will all the nose squakers making noise. Oh, the humanity!
Homer: Hey! Is this a religious thing?
Krusty: A religious clown thing, sir.
Homer slams door in Krusty's face.

Homer wakes up to find the Simpson residence is aflame and he is trapped inside.
Homer: Ahh! What do I do? What do I do? Homer coughs Oh, the song. The song!
Homer{singing}: When the fire starts to burn,
There's a lesson you must learn.
Something something, then you'll see:
You'll avoid catastrophe!
Homer realizes he forgot the lyrics
Homer{talking}: D'oh!

Homer: Flanders, you saved me! Why?
Ned: Heck! You would have done the same for me.
Homer imagines the Flanders residence aflame. Ned is yelling out the window while Homer is lounging in the hammock
Ned: Help! Help!
Homer: He he he he ha he.
Homer returns to reality.
Homer: "That's right, old friend."

Homer: "What's the meaning of life?"
God: "Homer, I can't tell you that. You'll find out when you die."
Homer: "I can't wait that long!"
God: "You can't wait six months?"

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