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:'''Apu''':...Fire Chief! You are on your honor not to steal anything!
 
:'''Apu''':...Fire Chief! You are on your honor not to steal anything!
 
:''Jimbo Jones and his gang snicker.''
 
:''Jimbo Jones and his gang snicker.''
:'''Jimbo'''{sarcastically}: Just as I thought. I leave my nephew Ravi in charge while I am away.
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:'''Jimbo'''{sarcastically}: We promise.
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:'''Apu''': Just as I thought. I leave my nephew Ravi in charge while I am away.
 
:''Apu picks up Ravi, who is a small child and places him atop counter.''
 
:''Apu picks up Ravi, who is a small child and places him atop counter.''
 
:'''Ravi''': I will not fail you, Uncle Apu.
 
:'''Ravi''': I will not fail you, Uncle Apu.

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Homer: "Hey Apu, why are you not in church?"
Apu: "Oh, but I am in church! I have built a small shrine to Ganesh, the Hindu god of wisdom in the employee's lounge."
Apu shows Homer his handmade shrine
Homer: "Hey Ganesh, want a peanut?"
Apu: "Please do not offer my god a peanut."

Doorbell to Simpson residence rings. Homer answers the door to see it is Krusty going door-to-door appealing for donations.
Krusty: Hello, I am with the American Federation of Jewish Clowns. We work to provide relief to victims of clown-related accidents. Just last year a gale wind caused the roof of a banquet hall to collapse. 54 clowns perished. The rescue workers had trouble finding everyone will all the nose squakers making noise. Oh, the humanity!
Homer: Hey! Is this a religious thing?
Krusty: A religious clown thing, sir.
Homer slams door in Krusty's face.

Homer wakes up to find the Simpson residence is aflame and he is trapped inside.
Homer: Ahh! What do I do? What do I do? Homer coughs Oh, the song. The song!
Homer{singing}: When the fire starts to burn,
There's a lesson you must learn.
Something something, then you'll see:
You'll avoid catastrophe!
Homer realizes he forgot the lyrics
Homer{talking}: D'oh!

Apu, looking through binoculars, observes that the Simpson residence is aflame.
Apu{talking to himself}: Fire at the old Simpson place! It is my responsibility to deal with it as...
Apu dons fire chief's helmet.
Apu:...Fire Chief! You are on your honor not to steal anything!
Jimbo Jones and his gang snicker.
Jimbo{sarcastically}: We promise.
Apu: Just as I thought. I leave my nephew Ravi in charge while I am away.
Apu picks up Ravi, who is a small child and places him atop counter.
Ravi: I will not fail you, Uncle Apu.
Ravi loads a double-barreled shotgun. Jimbo and his gang react in horror and drop all the shoplifted items.

Homer: Flanders, you saved me! Why?
Ned: Heck! You would have done the same for me.
Homer imagines the Flanders residence aflame. Ned is yelling out the window while Homer is lounging in the hammock
Ned: Help! Help!
Homer: He he he he ha he.
Homer returns to reality.
Homer: "That's right, old friend."

Homer: "What's the meaning of life?"
God: "Homer, I can't tell you that. You'll find out when you die."
Homer: "I can't wait that long!"
God: "You can't wait six months?"

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