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$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
Homer the Vigilante
Bart Gets Famous
Flanders: Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony!

Homer: (approaching a man playing a sax) Hey, buddy. Where'd you get that saxophone?
Man: Sears.
Homer: Get him!

Homer: No burning leaves without a permit!
Man: I got one.
Homer: Too late!

Homer: Okay, we got the secret vigilante handshake. Now we need codenames. I'll be Cue-Ball, Skinner can be 8-Ball, Barney will be 12-Ball, and Moe, you can be Cue-Ball.
Moe: You're an idiot.

Marge: Homer, tell your child what you bought when I sent you to town to get some insurance?
Homer: (to a jar nearby) Curse you, magic beans!
Marge: Oh, stop blaming the beans.

Kent Brockman: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%?
Homer: Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent. Forfty percent of all people know that.

Bart: Dad...we've been robbed!
Lisa: Wake up, Dad, wake up! There was a burglar and he took my saxophone!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Bart: And our portable TV!
Homer: D'oh!
Marge: And my necklace!
Homer: Ehh, that's no big loss.
Marge: Homer, that necklace was a priceless Bouvier family heirloom!
Homer: Oh, you've probably got a whole drawer full of 'em.
Marge: Well, yes I do, but they're all heirlooms too.

Bart: Burglar even took my stamp collection!
Lisa: You had a stamp collection?
(Homer, Marge and Lisa laugh at Bart; a phone rings, Bart picks it up)
Nelson: Stamp collection? Ha-ha!

Chief Wiggum: (at the bottom of a large hole searching for the money) No, no, dig up, stupid!


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