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◄	Sunday, Cruddy Sunday

Homer to the Max

I'm with Cupid

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Homer: Oh, this is the worst party ever!

Marge: I don't know. Remember that New Year's Eve at Lenny's? He didn't even have a clock.

Grampa: Oh, wait a minute. The family name is my legacy to you. I got it from my father, and he got it from his father and he traded a mule for it! And that mule went on to save spring break!

TV Announcer: The start of television's second most exciting season, mid-season, is just two hundred exciting seconds away!

Homer: Door?

Marge: Locked!

Homer: Phone?

Lisa: Unplugged!

Homer: Dog? Cat?

Bart: Taped and corked.

Homer: Perfect.

Police Captain: You destroyed that drug shipment?

Detective Homer Simpson: Yes, indeedy!

Police Captain: That was my insulin!

Detective Homer Simpson: Uh-oh, Spaghetti-O's!

Lenny: (whispering) Get ready, everybody. (referring to Homer) He's about to do something stupid.

Homer: Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you gentlemen but you seem to have me confused with a character in a fictional show. Now if you excuse me, my fondue is just about (spills fondue on circuit board) - D'oh! (plant workers laugh)

Lenny: There goes Albany! (buzzing sound begins as New York begins flashing on the map)

Carl: Uh-oh, Spaghetti-O's! (plant workers laughing) Oh, man.

Lisa: Isn't mid-season just a dumping ground for second-rate shows that weren't good enough for the fall schedule?

Homer: You're thinking of all the other years. This year's shows are classics! There's The Laughter Family, that's animated. Networks like animation 'cause they don't have to pay the actors squat!

Ned: (different voice) Plus, they can replace them and no one can tell the diddly-ifference!

Homer: (singing) Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch, but you mustn't touch! His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear! Cause his name can be said, by anyone!

Homer: Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way!

Bart: Isn't that the wrong way?

Homer: Yeah, but faster!

Homer: The whole town's laughing at me. Even that cat out there! Bart, kill that cat!

Bart: Okay!

Homer: And that big yellow flower!

Marge: Homer, your growing insanity is starting to worry me. Why don't you talk to the producers of the show? Maybe they'll make your character suave again.

Homer: Hmm... I guess I could, but while I'm gone, keep an eye on that weird-looking kid down there.

Marge: Bart?

Homer: Yeah. "Bart."

Homer: I can't understand what happened. Why'd they change Homer Simpson's character from cool to stupid?

Lisa: The first episode was just a pilot, Dad. Producers fiddle with shows all the time. They change characters, drop others, and push some into the background.

(Mr. Largo and the Goofball walk by)

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Lard of the Dance • The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace • Bart the Mother • Treehouse of Horror IX • When You Dish Upon a Star • D'oh-in' in the Wind • Lisa Gets an "A" • Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" • Mayored to the Mob • Viva Ned Flanders • Wild Barts Can't Be Broken • Sunday, Cruddy Sunday • Homer to the Max • I'm with Cupid • Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" • Make Room for Lisa • Maximum Homerdrive • Simpsons Bible Stories • Mom and Pop Art • The Old Man and the "C" Student • Monty Can't Buy Me Love • They Saved Lisa's Brain • Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo

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+:'''[[Homer]]''': Oh, this is the worst party ever!
-'''Homer:''' (''At work replacing "Homer J. Simpson" tag to "Max Power" while singing'') Max Power, he's the man, whose name you'd love to touch, but you mustn't touch. His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear, cause his name can be said, by any one..
+:'''[[Marge]]''': I don't know. Remember that New Year's Eve at [[Lenny]]'s? He didn't even have a clock.
+----
+:'''[[Grampa]]''': Oh, wait a minute. The family name is my legacy to you. I got it from my father, and he got it from his father and he traded a mule for it! And that mule went on to save spring break!
+----
+:'''TV Announcer''': The start of television's second most exciting season, mid-season, is just two hundred exciting seconds away!
+:'''Homer''': Door?
+:'''Marge''': Locked!
+:'''Homer''': Phone?
+:'''[[Lisa]]''': Unplugged!
+:'''Homer''': Dog? Cat?
+:'''[[Bart]]''': Taped and corked.
+:'''Homer''': Perfect.
+----
+:'''Police Captain''': You destroyed that drug shipment?
+:'''Detective Homer Simpson''': Yes, indeedy!
+:'''Police Captain''': That was my insulin!
+:'''Detective Homer Simpson''': Uh-oh, Spaghetti-O's!
+----
+:'''[[Lenny]]''': (whispering) Get ready, everybody. (referring to Homer) He's about to do something stupid.
+:'''Homer''': Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you gentlemen but you seem to have me confused with a character in a fictional show. Now if you excuse me, my fondue is just about (spills fondue on circuit board) - D'oh! (plant workers laugh)
+:'''Lenny''': There goes Albany! (buzzing sound begins as New York begins flashing on the map)
+:'''[[Carl]]''': Uh-oh, Spaghetti-O's! (plant workers laughing) Oh, man.
+----
+:'''Lisa:''' Isn't mid-season just a dumping ground for second-rate shows that weren't good enough for the fall schedule?
+:'''Homer:''' You're thinking of all the other years. This year's shows are classics! There's ''The Laughter Family'', that's animated. Networks like animation 'cause they don't have to pay the actors squat!
+:'''[[Ned Flanders|Ned]]:''' ''(different voice)'' Plus, they can replace them and no one can tell the diddly-ifference!
+----
+:'''Homer''': (singing) Max Power, he's the man whose name you'd love to touch, but you mustn't touch! His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear! Cause his name can be said, by anyone!
+----
+:'''Homer''': Kids, there's three ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way!
+:'''Bart''': Isn't that the wrong way?
+:'''Homer''': Yeah, but faster!
+----
+:'''Homer''': The whole town's laughing at me. Even that cat out there! Bart, kill that cat!
+:'''Bart''': Okay!
+:'''Homer''': And that big yellow flower!
+:'''Marge''': Homer, your growing insanity is starting to worry me. Why don't you talk to the producers of the show? Maybe they'll make your character suave again.
+:'''Homer''': Hmm... I guess I could, but while I'm gone, keep an eye on that weird-looking kid down there.
+:'''Marge''': Bart?
+:'''Homer''': Yeah. "Bart."
+----
+:'''Homer:''' I can't understand what happened. Why'd they change Homer Simpson's character from cool to stupid?
+:'''Lisa:''' The first episode was just a pilot, Dad. Producers fiddle with shows all the time. They change characters, drop others, and push some into the background.
+:''([[Mr. Largo]] and the [[Capital City Goofball|Goofball]] walk by)''
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